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Old 15th July 2006, 09:13 AM
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>Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
>A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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>Q. What's a mixed feeling?
>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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>Q. What's the height of conceit?
>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
>A. A man will actually search for a golf ball.
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>Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
>A. Because it's worth it.
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>Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
>A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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>Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
>A. Well-hung.
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>Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
>A: Two stone
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>Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
>A: 45 minutes
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>Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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>Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
>A: The swallow.
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>Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving
>their minds?
> A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
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>Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
>A. They don't have balls to scratch


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Old 15th July 2006, 09:19 AM
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Old 15th July 2006, 09:20 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
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I'm not totally sure about this one, Simon.....I think your ex is at least 4 stone heavier than me!!!
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