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When Logic Prevails
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>Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is
>known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known
>as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still
>far away from the convent.
>
>SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
>past half-hour?
>
>SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
>
>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
>most. What can we do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
>
>SM: It's not working.
>
>SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
>logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
>
>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
>minute.
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>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
>and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man
>decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what
>has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
>both, so he followed me.
>
>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
>I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
>SM: And?
>
>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>
>SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
>faster than a man with his pants down........

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