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A banker, a Daily Mail reader and an unemployed man are sitting round a table with a plate of 10 biscuits. The banker takes 9 of them and turns to the Daily Mail reader and says, "watch out for that scrounger, he's after your biscuits".
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The biscuits could be hospital beds and the banker could be the owner of a private health company ...but biscuits are so much easier ......!!!! LOL pure class actually ..... and with that ....we (the Politiburo)... rest our case
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Get the kettle on then neph
OOOHH Hubble bubble ....lets cause trouble
Never has there been a time when Great Britain was in more need of a unified politburo with a string leader to take the helm and lead us all into battle ......one is most delighted that one's services have been called on again.....

One shall just dust one's gold sandals and light the sandle wood fire to prepare the tea for the glorious leader

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Jaffa cakes all round.
Your wish is my duty oh leftenant Rudie.... (although I am jaffacake phobic .....it is that gelatinous substance ....and the audacity of mixing chocolate with it) ....but I shall defy all my personal feelings for the sake of the politburo .......

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A banker, a Daily Mail reader and an unemployed man are sitting round a table with a plate of 10 biscuits. The banker takes 9 of them and turns to the Daily Mail reader and says, "watch out for that scrounger, he's after your biscuits".
yeah I saw that on question time
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Old 23rd February 2014, 01:02 PM
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yeah I saw that on question time
Yeah I saw that.The bloke made a right balls of telling it though.QT was on 24 hours after JB's post.Wonder if the bloke reads this forum.
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