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Old 1st November 2009, 03:26 PM
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i dont know what you mean j?its all there in black n white on wikkipedia.why do u think steve has such a dodgy tache n beard combo?cant get within 3 foot of a sink to shave so has to suffer his facial hair torment.its a real tragedy that the press just seems to ignore,this government should do more for these sufferers etc etc
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Old 1st November 2009, 03:28 PM
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only poor people have baths in the shed and how is he going to move them,his only friends are the chuckle brothers,fellow sufferers of follicle ridiculousness....can you imagine the bedlam that would ensue.
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Old 1st November 2009, 03:54 PM
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What is the difference between Bazza and someone who has been glugging on the cooking sherry?

Answers on a postcard please..............

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Old 1st November 2009, 04:33 PM
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Still no answer on the shower question. Come on bazza, explain that one.
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Old 1st November 2009, 05:38 PM
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well jim shower bases are usually made of what?????im sure as a rock god yours is made of solid gold lined with diamonds but most of them are enamelled or as already stated common persons plastic,neither of which steve will go near due to A)his enamel phobia and B)his repulsion at all things peasant.(i swear if he sees this im going to get sued to buggery)
and all of this detracts from my original question of course.
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Old 1st November 2009, 05:41 PM
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Bazza hi luv, shower bases are usually made of stone or plastic.
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Old 1st November 2009, 05:46 PM
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ah yes kath but not just stone.you will find that they are then enamelled,you cant miss it ,its that shiny white stuff like ur teeth,which leads us to another little known fact about steve wright,his teeth are actually made of old ivory piano keys due to his hatred of all things enamelled.one of his party pieces is to get out a couple of chocolate fingers and play chopsticks on his own teeth.he even has a blind man round once a month to tune them.
surely if i keep this up one of them will become an urban legend eventually.
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Old 1st November 2009, 05:49 PM
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Well bazza, you get full marks for determination. I'm almost beginning to believe you.
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Old 1st November 2009, 06:04 PM
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thats the spirit jim,an unswerving devotion to believe everything you read has worked just fine for the sun newspaper readers all these years so why not on here too.my path to creating an urban myth has begun.
now does anyone actually remember my original question???/i thought not.
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Old 1st November 2009, 06:07 PM
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Ok.....am I the only one scratching their head with this post???? Or is it just too early and I'm just too tired????
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