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Old 10th February 2010, 05:31 PM
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A man watching a football match on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said,

"You already know how to play Football!"
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Old 10th February 2010, 05:35 PM
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Old 10th February 2010, 06:02 PM
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Old 10th February 2010, 08:51 PM
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Old 10th February 2010, 09:50 PM
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Is that coz you don't know how to play footie Anant?
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Old 11th February 2010, 04:02 PM
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Is that coz you don't know how to play footie Anant?
I used to be a really good keeper, now I'm crap
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Old 11th February 2010, 04:18 PM
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