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Nizzy
2nd April 2010, 11:48 AM
You only get laid once, you only go out and get smashed once, you share a box with five other guys, it takes you four minutes to get hard but only two to get soft and after three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you're poked by a load of soldiers.
And the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mum.

Happy Easter!

NUB40
2nd April 2010, 11:55 AM
Very funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

jstancer
2nd April 2010, 01:20 PM
brilliant

Waltjo
2nd April 2010, 06:11 PM
:laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

j59
2nd April 2010, 06:15 PM
You only get laid once, you only go out and get smashed once, you share a box with five other guys, it takes you four minutes to get hard but only two to get soft and after three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you're poked by a load of soldiers.
And the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mum.

Happy Easter!

LOL

Was that an original joke of yours Nizzy, or did you poach it?

love jx

Nizzy
2nd April 2010, 09:14 PM
LOL

Was that an original joke of yours Nizzy, or did you poach it?

love jx

Hey - I'll do the yolks!

:laff::wink:

pgb
2nd April 2010, 10:01 PM
Funny.:laff::laff:

Anniemg
3rd April 2010, 02:47 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

Lilia Urrutia
3rd April 2010, 05:32 PM
You only get laid once, you only go out and get smashed once, you share a box with five other guys, it takes you four minutes to get hard but only two to get soft and after three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you're poked by a load of soldiers.
And the only chick that ever sits on your face is your mum.

Happy Easter!

:laff::laff: