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kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:27 PM
Anyone else got anymore stupid saying or are they wise words.

You won't hang, if your ment to drown.

Dean M
22nd January 2010, 10:29 PM
dont come running to me when you broke your leg

Waltjo
22nd January 2010, 10:32 PM
Like adding soot to the porridge :roll::roll:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:33 PM
Fine feathers don't make a lady.

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:36 PM
They hung the man who stole the goose from the common.
But they let the man go lose, who stole the common from the goose.

Waltjo
22nd January 2010, 10:36 PM
Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted :grin:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:37 PM
size matters

pgb
22nd January 2010, 10:38 PM
Great post!!:-D

But no contribution from me. :roll::grin:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:42 PM
There's no fool like an old fool.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 10:44 PM
There's nowt as queer as folk...

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:46 PM
Paula why not :lol:

Don't be joe soap.

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:49 PM
She was cut out to be a lady, but lost the pattern.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 10:49 PM
I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

kate13
22nd January 2010, 10:56 PM
It's not the cough that carries you out, it's the coffin.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 10:59 PM
It's not the cough that carries you out, it's the coffin.

You missed the end bit ...

the coffin they carry you off in :wink:

Waltjo
22nd January 2010, 10:59 PM
Who needs enemies when you have friends like this..................... :aagh:

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:00 PM
Cat got your tongue?

San Diego
22nd January 2010, 11:00 PM
Ok...who coins these sayings????

Here's a classic:

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

Seriously?!??! Who's going to try???? :laff: :laff:

pgb
22nd January 2010, 11:05 PM
Paula why not :lol:

Don't be joe soap.


Joanne Soap....surely!!!!!! :grin:

Not familiar with English sayings Kath. :friends:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:10 PM
He who tells the truth, should make sure he's got one foot in the stirup.

Michele we don't have your ending.

For hubby, When you are wrong admit it.
When you are right shut up.

Girls & boys we've got some good one's there.:)

j59
22nd January 2010, 11:11 PM
You'd cut your nose to spite your face.


(That one actually makes some sense, to me, lol)

love jx

j59
22nd January 2010, 11:13 PM
Kath, my dad always did say the same version as Micheles.

love jx

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:14 PM
paula joe soaps a fool.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:16 PM
Maybe the ending got lost up the motorway J :lol:

pgb
22nd January 2010, 11:16 PM
paula joe soaps a fool.


People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


:roll:Understood that part Kath....but I am not a fella, there for Joanne!!!:bigwink:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:19 PM
:roll:Understood that part Kath....but I am not a fella, there for Joanne!!!:bigwink:

Paula women fools, never :p

OMG that kid got hit with the ugly stick.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:20 PM
That went out with the ark.

JB40
22nd January 2010, 11:30 PM
You can't kid a kidder

j59
22nd January 2010, 11:32 PM
Look after the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves

love jx

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:32 PM
Love can't kill you but your expectations can.

j59
22nd January 2010, 11:34 PM
What don't kill you, will make you stronger.

love jx

6 String
22nd January 2010, 11:37 PM
Free gift (what other kind of f***ing "gift" is there?)

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:37 PM
ASSUME makes an

ASS

out of

U and

ME

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:39 PM
Old welsh ones, Waste not, want not & How can you be so dull, with only one head.


When god created man, he over estimated his alibities.:lol:

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:42 PM
There's plenty of starving kids who'd love that meal..


(I always replied "send it to them then") :wink:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:42 PM
What don't kill you, will make you stronger.

love jx

yeah jen my nan always said that.

Don't wear a cross around your neck, you've got enough crosses to bare in life.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:43 PM
Eat your crusts, they'll make your hair curly...

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:45 PM
yeah michele and carrots will make you see in the dark.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:46 PM
:lol: I was just thinking that Kathie.

That one was always followed up with don't read under the covers by torchlight, you'll go blind.

So they must have lied about the carrots :shock:

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:47 PM
there's no such work as can't.

Where were you going when i saw you coming back.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:47 PM
If the cap fits, wear it.

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:48 PM
see those 2 houses over there, mines the one in the middle :lol:

Kodiak
22nd January 2010, 11:50 PM
When it was really dark somewhere (outside, a room) my grandmother always used to say that it was darker than inside a cow.

Huh? And how would she know that...? :laff:

Kodiak
22nd January 2010, 11:53 PM
Oh, and my mom used to say "don't look at me in that tone of voice". lol

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:55 PM
When any of us would say "so" to a friend of ours she would reply with "sew buttons on a dog's ar*e".

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:55 PM
Better to be an old mans darling, than a young mans slave.

one my fella always says, Just take it, as water off a ducks back.

Starshine007
22nd January 2010, 11:56 PM
His bite's worse than his bark.

kate13
22nd January 2010, 11:57 PM
K lol and don't look like that, the wind might change.

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 12:00 AM
Where there's muck, there's brass.

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 12:04 AM
This is going to hurt me more than you.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 12:18 AM
yeah michele.

two many cooks spoil the broth.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 12:19 AM
The years teach much, that the days never knew.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 12:28 AM
The key to success is trying to please one's self.
The key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Carolanne
23rd January 2010, 12:34 AM
Ma mahoo would make a donkey laugh:roll:

Who the fk is Ma Mahoo? and why would she want to make a donkey laugh anyway??

C

kate13
23rd January 2010, 12:57 AM
Carolanne no idea bout that one.

they're a sandwich short of a picnic.


Never give up on heaven, cause heaven will never give up on you.

pgb
23rd January 2010, 12:36 PM
Love to read these sayings......some are even familiar to sayings over here.:lol::lol:

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 01:11 PM
A few sheep short of the top paddock.

Not the full ticket.

A few shillings short of a quid.

DreamBig
23rd January 2010, 01:47 PM
"They say..."

Who the hell are they?

Sal
23rd January 2010, 04:46 PM
If you can't be good be careful.........and if you can't be careful, buy a pram

Sal
23rd January 2010, 04:48 PM
When I want the monkey, I'll pull the string

Sal
23rd January 2010, 04:49 PM
The lights are on but but there's no-one at home

kate13
23rd January 2010, 09:10 PM
sal lol Ahh poor thing, he's a dim as a 50 watt bulb.

This house is lit up like Blackpool.

she's on pins and needles.

Sal
23rd January 2010, 09:43 PM
If wit wa' sh*t tha'd be constipated


Couldn't organize a p*ss up in a brewery


Get back in't cheese, tha's a maggot short

WINI
23rd January 2010, 09:46 PM
Kill two birds with one stone :grin:

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 09:49 PM
Sh*t before the shovel...

WINI
23rd January 2010, 09:56 PM
Don,t count your chickens before they hatch

The receiver, is worst than the thief

Don't cry over spilt milk. :roll:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 09:58 PM
Age before beauty.:-D

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 09:58 PM
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

WINI
23rd January 2010, 10:04 PM
Rather than tell a lie, don't say nothing at all thats what i say to my boys.:grin:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 10:08 PM
The more you look the less you see.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:10 PM
yeah :)

lifes only as good as you make it.


You couldn't get yourself outta a wet paperbag.

Ha, i've seen bigger plums on a plum tree.

oh what a brite spark, pity you ain't plugged in.:roll:

When god gave out brains, you missed that queue.

If he had a brain he'd be deadly :lol:

i think his charm was given out sunday, you know gods day off :lol:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 10:11 PM
The bigger they are the harder the fall.:-)

WINI
23rd January 2010, 10:13 PM
The grass is greener on the other side, or so they think.:grin:

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:14 PM
Evil prevails when good men fail to act.

If he could he would, but if he could, Would he ?

No man's worth your tears and the one who is, won't make you cry.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:15 PM
she's all fur coat, no knickers.

Starshine007
23rd January 2010, 10:16 PM
(S)he could talk the hind legs off a donkey.

I'm as old as me tongue an a little older than me teeth.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:17 PM
Never give up on heaven, cause heaven will never give up on you.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:20 PM
If you love someone set them free, if they were yours they'll always return.
If they don't, they were never yours in the first place.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:22 PM
yeep girls good one's there.

They're plenty more fish in the sea.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 10:23 PM
You've got a mouth as big as the Mersey Tunnel.

Sal
23rd January 2010, 10:33 PM
I've seen more fat on a butchers pencil

Cookin' on gas

Got a face like a bag of spanners

kate13
23rd January 2010, 11:04 PM
he hasn't got much lead in his pencil.

any sharper you'd cut yourself.

Defo got a marble missing.

If the wind changed, you'd stick like that.

kate13
23rd January 2010, 11:05 PM
Muscles, i've seen bigger knots on cotton.

WINI
23rd January 2010, 11:17 PM
If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.:grin:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 11:19 PM
What goes around, comes around.:-D

WINI
23rd January 2010, 11:21 PM
Your eyes are bigger than your belly. :bouncered:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 11:26 PM
Muscles, i've seen bigger knots on cotton.

:lol thats a good one Kate.:lol:

WINI
23rd January 2010, 11:34 PM
I would only walk with her at night. :-D thats one of my dads sayings

queenv
24th January 2010, 09:49 PM
I would only walk with her at night. :-D thats one of my dads sayings

:aagh: Telling dad when I see him next.

WINI
24th January 2010, 09:50 PM
You were looking good from afar... now you're far from looking good :grin:

queenv
24th January 2010, 09:50 PM
Stupid saying: pot calling the kettle black (what's that about!!!) :confused:

Starshine007
24th January 2010, 09:54 PM
Since you asked ...

Typically, pots and kettles were made from heavy materials like cast iron, to ensure that they would last and hold up to heat. Cast iron tends to turn black with use, as it collects oil, food residue, and smoke from the kitchen. Both pots and kettles would also have been heated over an open fire in a kitchen of the medieval period. As a result, they would have become streaked with black smoke despite the best cleaning efforts. Since both are black, the pot calling the kettle black would clearly be an act of hypocrisy.

So now you know :wink:

WINI
24th January 2010, 09:58 PM
Stupid saying: pot calling the kettle black (what's that about!!!) :confused:

i agree sis:roll:

WINI
24th January 2010, 10:05 PM
Since you asked ...

Typically, pots and kettles were made from heavy materials like cast iron, to ensure that they would last and hold up to heat. Cast iron tends to turn black with use, as it collects oil, food residue, and smoke from the kitchen. Both pots and kettles would also have been heated over an open fire in a kitchen of the medieval period. As a result, they would have become streaked with black smoke despite the best cleaning efforts. Since both are black, the pot calling the kettle black would clearly be an act of hypocrisy.

So now you know :wink:

Well it depends on what year you was born and if you remember cast iron kettles, that says it all. :grin:

Starshine007
24th January 2010, 10:13 PM
I googled it, I'm not that old :shock: :lol:

WINI
24th January 2010, 10:37 PM
Rudeness is a sign of jealousy, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. :grin:

Aaron Otang
24th January 2010, 10:42 PM
Stupid saying: :lol: ((With all due Respect)) "Told you they should've got Bitty to take over from Ali.
See the difference a proper vocalist would've made to them instead of nikki nakki noo!"


:lol: :lol; :lol: classic !!! make it a sticky

oLdbOi
25th January 2010, 09:42 AM
the legendary voice of......

bOi

..a who seh....

FATHER TED2
25th January 2010, 10:10 AM
what you don't know can't hurt you....... what if you don't know something heavy is about to fall on top of you :laff:

kate13
25th January 2010, 10:56 PM
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Carolanne
25th January 2010, 11:43 PM
Stupid saying: :lol: ((With all due Respect)) "Told you they should've got Bitty to take over from Ali.
See the difference a proper vocalist would've made to them instead of nikki nakki noo!"


:lol: :lol; :lol: classic !!! make it a sticky

WTF is nikki nakki noo - what language IS that???????????


C

kate13
25th January 2010, 11:49 PM
WTF is nikki nakki noo - what language IS that???????????


C

it's the languge they speak over there, more tellytubby than bill & ben :lol:

queenv
26th January 2010, 07:33 PM
Since you asked ...

Typically, pots and kettles were made from heavy materials like cast iron, to ensure that they would last and hold up to heat. Cast iron tends to turn black with use, as it collects oil, food residue, and smoke from the kitchen. Both pots and kettles would also have been heated over an open fire in a kitchen of the medieval period. As a result, they would have become streaked with black smoke despite the best cleaning efforts. Since both are black, the pot calling the kettle black would clearly be an act of hypocrisy.

So now you know :wink:


Thanks for that Starshine, now I understand.

rhondda rudie
26th January 2010, 09:54 PM
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