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Carolanne
25th January 2009, 11:43 PM
The hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the old people's care home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this Antique Watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SH ! T!' said the Hypnotist.

It took the staff three days to clean up that old people's home..

C

jenthered
26th January 2009, 12:05 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kate13
26th January 2009, 12:16 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

j59
26th January 2009, 12:19 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

good one Carolanne :lol:

love jx

KGB_I_was_NOT
26th January 2009, 12:55 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

now THAT'S more like it!! Thanks for that! :)

Nes B40
26th January 2009, 01:36 AM
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littlecrow
26th January 2009, 03:27 AM
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOVE it

Waltjo
26th January 2009, 09:28 AM
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FATHER TED2
26th January 2009, 09:31 AM
:laff:

homelygal1963
26th January 2009, 06:06 PM
:wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol:
Thanks hun.....the BB needed a giggle!!!!

kezza22
26th January 2009, 07:38 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

kerryx

ubs4me
26th January 2009, 07:57 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

pgb
26th January 2009, 10:47 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: OMG lmao

NUB40
27th January 2009, 08:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MAYBETOMORROW
29th January 2009, 10:32 AM
:D :lol: