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14th January 2009, 05:27 AM
From: borowitzreport.com <andy@borowitzreport.com>
To: andreese@aol.com
Sent: Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:58 pm
Subject: Historic Obama Shocker

January 13, 2009

Obama Poised to Become Most Ass-kissed President in History

Suckage Reaching New Heights, Historians Say

When he is inaugurated on January 20, President-elect Barack Obama is on track
to become the most ass-kissed president in the nation's history, some historians
Those experts say that with conservative pundits and evangelists scurrying to
hop aboard the Obama bandwagon, in addition to the liberal talking heads who
have been kissing his ass for months, the President-elect's buttocks are being
sucked to a degree that is without precedent.
"Abraham Lincoln is perhaps our country's greatest president," says Doris Kearns
Goodwin, noted historian and author of the bestselling Team of Rivals, "but he
never had his fanny kissed like this."
At MSNBC, a top executive announced today that the news network would suspend
its regular programming between now and the Inauguration "to administer one
long, glorious blowjob to President-elect Barack Obama."
The network's new promos reflect this agenda, as a disembodied voice asks the
viewer, "Do you remember the moment when you fell in love with Barack Obama?"
At the final press conference of his presidency, George W. Bush ruefully
contrasted his treatment by the press with the historic level of suckage being
bestowed on the President-elect's buttal region.
"You people never kissed my hiney like you're kissing his, and you know it," Mr.
Bush said. "As far as I'm concerned, you bastards can all go to hell."
Mr. Bush later struck an elegiac note, saying that he was considering several
options for his retirement, including a return to full-time drinking.

14th January 2009, 09:11 PM
I can't wait until the 20th!!!!!

San Diego
14th January 2009, 09:12 PM
LMFAO Irie, who do you think the MSNer will be?? Oh please let it be Chris Matthews :laff: :laff:

14th January 2009, 09:57 PM
I can't wait until the 20th!!!!!

Me neither......coz 6 days after and its my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bouncered::beer:

15th January 2009, 05:15 AM
I can't wait, either!!! (although, I'll have to change my sig after that date... :) )

Anybody's having an inauguration party? :)

15th January 2009, 03:18 PM
I can't wait, either!!! (although, I'll have to change my sig after that date... :) )

Anybody's having an inauguration party? :)

I'm seriously considering it :) Are you? I know someone who gets to go to the inauguration ball (bitch, just kidding) I'm so excited for her - I just hope she represents LOL.