View Full Version : Joke......What causes arthritis?

2nd September 2008, 01:08 AM
A drunk man who smelled like beer, sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick,and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading...

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap,wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.
'The drunk muttered in response,
'Well, I'll be damned,' Then returned to his paper.The priest, thinking
about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.'I'm very sorry. I
didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'The
drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.I was just reading here that the

Pope does. :? :? :?

2nd September 2008, 01:14 AM

love jx

2nd September 2008, 03:33 AM

Good En Robbie!

2nd September 2008, 12:36 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: