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Crump
29th August 2008, 05:44 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!

Tik
29th August 2008, 05:46 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!

next time crump....just tell them your an ignorant bastard who had your personality removed at birth.....and that secretly you are a complete arseole,and your only applying to join to get the pension..............you`ll get in straight awayt mate

Crump
29th August 2008, 05:47 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!

next time crump....just tell them your an ignorant bastard who had your personality removed at birth.....and that secretly you are a complete arseole,and your only applying to join to get the pension..............you`ll get in straight awayt mate

Tryed that the first time..
They said u aint fat enuff!

big Mick 68
29th August 2008, 05:50 PM
next time just tell them that you don't mind taking a bung, getting free McDonalds everytime you walk in uniformed up & you don't mind giving out a good kicking behind closed doors & you'll be accepted no problem :lol: :lol:

Crump
29th August 2008, 05:51 PM
next time just tell them that you don't mind taking a bung, getting free McDonalds everytime you walk in uniformed up & you don't mind giving out a good kicking behind closed doors & you'll be accepted no problem :lol: :lol:

Maccies yeh... and i dont mind the bung..
but a kicking?? ok.. just hope they aint ure fking size or im screwed!

big Mick 68
29th August 2008, 05:53 PM
next time just tell them that you don't mind taking a bung, getting free McDonalds everytime you walk in uniformed up & you don't mind giving out a good kicking behind closed doors & you'll be accepted no problem :lol: :lol:

Maccies yeh... and i dont mind the bung..
but a kicking?? ok.. just hope they aint ure fking size or im screwed!

:lol: :lol: just keep trying mate they will get so pissed off with you they will let you join just to shut you up.

Sylvie B
29th August 2008, 05:58 PM
What do ya wanna do that for :shock: :lol: :P :shock:

big Mick 68
29th August 2008, 06:00 PM
What do ya wanna do that for :shock: :lol: :P :shock:

they reckon you get a good buzz out off driving everywhere flat out with a siren going :lol:

Sylvie B
29th August 2008, 06:01 PM
What do ya wanna do that for :shock: :lol: :P :shock:

they reckon you get a good buzz out off driving everywhere flat out with a siren going :lol:

So do peeps with a vibrator ask Janice no uniform required either


omg I'm scurryin away right now lmao :shock: :lol: :lol:

Crump
29th August 2008, 06:21 PM
just gutted. :(

~Shaz~ (aka DubGal)
29th August 2008, 06:22 PM
awe hard luck crump...their loss :friends:

janice
29th August 2008, 06:31 PM
What do ya wanna do that for :shock: :lol: :P :shock:

they reckon you get a good buzz out off driving everywhere flat out with a siren going :lol:

So do peeps with a vibrator ask Janice no uniform required either


omg I'm scurryin away right now lmao :shock: :lol: :lol:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE HUNT :twisted:

NUB40
29th August 2008, 08:51 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!


Why did they decline you :?:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
29th August 2008, 09:02 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Waltjo
29th August 2008, 09:28 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Awww now that is not nice :evil:
If I had to be arrested I wouldn't mind Crump :love: :love:

pgb
29th August 2008, 10:48 PM
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww Crump :(

so sorry matey, next time better, don't give up hope.

x Paula

Watchdog in the Kitchen
29th August 2008, 11:04 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Awww now that is not nice :evil:
If I had to be arrested I wouldn't mind Crump :love: :love:That's hardly a recommendation :roll:

littlecrow
29th August 2008, 11:10 PM
better luck next time.

Crump
30th August 2008, 02:19 AM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 10:43 AM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Crump
30th August 2008, 12:52 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 03:33 PM
keep tryin son

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 03:37 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 03:58 PM
yr brave watchdog thingy.that brave you use an alias

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:04 PM
yr brave watchdog thingy.that brave you use an aliashillyjo13 the name on your birth certificate then? :roll:

pgb
30th August 2008, 04:05 PM
yr brave watchdog thingy.that brave you use an alias

[[[[[[[[[applause]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] so true hillyjo.

Crump if you want this, go for it mate.

x Paula

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:08 PM
yr brave watchdog thingy.that brave you use an alias

[[[[[[[[[applause]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] so true hillyjo.

Crump if you want this, go for it mate.

x Paulablimey, has hillyjo rumbled me? :roll:

Crump
30th August 2008, 04:23 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 04:34 PM
sure is :P

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 04:38 PM
dow even rise too him /her ,davie boy

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:48 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?

Crump
30th August 2008, 04:49 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?

Depends what you call options?

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:49 PM
dow even rise too him /her ,davie boyDow? :?:

Crump
30th August 2008, 04:49 PM
dow even rise too him /her ,davie boyDow? :?:

ye... Dow.. If u cant understand it.. ure obviously not around west midlands area..

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:51 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?
Depends what you call options?Did the application form have two boxes and you had to tick one...

1. Apply to become a policeman

2. Apply to become a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse

It was a trick question Crump - you should have ticked "all of the above"

Crump
30th August 2008, 04:55 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?
Depends what you call options?Did the application form have two boxes and you had to tick one...

1. Apply to become a policeman

2. Apply to become a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse

It was a trick question Crump - you should have ticked "all of the above"

i applied for the police force..

and if i wated to be a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse.. i would change my name to Watch dog in the kitchen 2...

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 04:58 PM
[quote:63e3417aed="Crump"]:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?
Depends what you call options?Did the application form have two boxes and you had to tick one...

1. Apply to become a policeman

2. Apply to become a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse

It was a trick question Crump - you should have ticked "all of the above"

i applied for the police force..

and if i wated to be a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse.. i would change my name to Watch dog in the kitchen 2...[/quote:63e3417aed]And I thought it was those on a power trip who wanted to join the police.

Crump
30th August 2008, 05:03 PM
[quote:7d494a0b55="Watchdog in the Kitchen"][quote:7d494a0b55="Crump"]:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..Now that sounded like a true policeman.

Grow up....Be a clip round the ear next and an official caution.

They should have taken you - you're so Dixon of Dock Green.

Never mind though, you can always join a security firm - uniform's similar.

Better then being a stuck up twat...
whos head so far up hes arse.were they the only two options on the application form then?
Depends what you call options?Did the application form have two boxes and you had to tick one...

1. Apply to become a policeman

2. Apply to become a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse

It was a trick question Crump - you should have ticked "all of the above"

i applied for the police force..

and if i wated to be a stuck up twat whos head so far up hes arse.. i would change my name to Watch dog in the kitchen 2...[/quote:7d494a0b55]And I thought it was those on a power trip who wanted to join the police.[/quote:7d494a0b55]

no..

its a fking job.. simple..

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 05:09 PM
its a fking job.. simple..I think you're confusing "police force" with "prostitution".

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 05:20 PM
dear dear .the police force is a brilliant job with good prospects wheres fii when you need her :?

Crump
30th August 2008, 05:25 PM
its a fking job.. simple..I think you're confusing "police force" with "prostitution".

now now.. i couldnt take ure job of you :) i would feel bad..

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 05:32 PM
its a fking job.. simple..I think you're confusing "police force" with "prostitution".

now now.. i couldnt take ure job of you :) i would feel bad..True - I've seen photo's and it's not like you'd make any money now is it?

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 05:36 PM
just ignore :wink:

NUB40
30th August 2008, 05:54 PM
Glad you didnt get in :D

You stay in security :D

I need to furnish my house remember :wink:

hillyjo13
30th August 2008, 06:05 PM
nice one marg :lol:

NUB40
30th August 2008, 06:06 PM
nice one marg :lol:


It will be if he goes into security :D :D :D

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 07:44 PM
why dont u apply for the prison service crumps??? :roll:


xx

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 09:09 PM
dow even rise too him /her ,davie boyDow? :?:

ye... Dow.. If u cant understand it.. ure obviously not around west midlands area..Obviously you have to divorce from the English language when you enter the area then?

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 09:11 PM
dear dear .the police force is a brilliant job with good prospects wheres fii when you need her :?As he didn't get the job are you not just rubbing salt into his wounds?

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 09:12 PM
just ignore :wink:I'm trying to but you will insist on following me round :roll:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 09:13 PM
why dont u apply for the prison service crumps??? :roll:


xxyou mean like robbing a bank?

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 09:17 PM
why dont u apply for the prison service crumps??? :roll:


xxyou mean like robbing a bank?

:roll: :roll:
erm ......no
cos then id say......why dont u be a prisoner crumps!!!!!

:roll: :roll: tut!!!!

xx

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 09:25 PM
why dont u apply for the prison service crumps??? :roll:


xxyou mean like robbing a bank?

:roll: :roll:
erm ......no
cos then id say......why dont u be a prisoner crumps!!!!!

:roll: :roll: tut!!!!

xxwooosh... the sound of that last joke flying straight over your head.

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 09:33 PM
:shock: woooosh the sound of it flyin right back over urs :lol: :lol:


xx

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 10:28 PM
:shock: woooosh the sound of it flyin right back over urs :lol: :lol:


xxWow, what a comeback.

Laugh? I nearly started :roll:

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 10:49 PM
:roll:
only nearly?????

xx

kate13
30th August 2008, 11:00 PM
its a fking job.. simple..I think you're confusing "police force" with "prostitution".


Who the **** are you :roll: your that far up your own arse you won't need a man to have a orgasm.

Get back to Ali's site they'll be missing you.

Crump i'm sorry you didn't get in :(

Did they give you any reason for not excepting you.

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 11:01 PM
:roll:
only nearly?????

xxShall I signpost when I'm being sarcastic? You seem a bit "challenged".

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 11:15 PM
we can all be sarcastic :shock:

i choose to put my real name up here :D
people know me at gigs etc :D

xx

Watchdog in the Kitchen
30th August 2008, 11:22 PM
we can all be sarcastic :shock:

i choose to put my real name up here :D
people know me at gigs etc :D

xxAt least they know who to avoid then.

TINA/T
30th August 2008, 11:29 PM
we can all be sarcastic :shock:

i choose to put my real name up here :D
people know me at gigs etc :D

xxAt least they know who to avoid then.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

xx

hillyjo13
31st August 2008, 02:41 AM
watchdog inthe kitchen u r a one 8)

Watchdog in the Kitchen
31st August 2008, 02:50 AM
watchdog inthe kitchen u r a one 8)Thanks for ignoring me.

hillyjo13
31st August 2008, 04:56 AM
about u not too u
:P

Crump
31st August 2008, 11:18 AM
its a fking job.. simple..I think you're confusing "police force" with "prostitution".


Who the **** are you :roll: your that far up your own arse you won't need a man to have a orgasm.

Get back to Ali's site they'll be missing you.

Crump i'm sorry you didn't get in :(

Did they give you any reason for not excepting you.

Thanks..
And nah they never give u a reason..
Oh well.. i thought i did well tis time on my application! Boo!!

Ignore ratty complete joker..

caja
31st August 2008, 06:35 PM
:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..

they never let you in? with that attitude think you should of walked it.. :roll:
love
chris xxx :wink:

Crump
1st September 2008, 05:33 AM
[quote=Crump]:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..

they never let you in? with that attitude think you should of walked it.. :roll:
love
chris xxx :wink:[/quote

hehe..
you know what im like :) just ratty winds me up

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 02:50 PM
[quote=Crump]:evil: :evil: :evil: :( :cry:

Fking Declined me again!!!!They obviously still have standards.

Just go and fcuk ure self u stupid twat..

they never let you in? with that attitude think you should of walked it.. :roll:
love
chris xxx :wink:[/quote

hehe..
you know what im like :) just ratty winds me upThen how would you deal with the people on the street that "wind you up" - seems like the police don't want hotheads.

Tik
1st September 2008, 02:52 PM
heard you first time

Tik
1st September 2008, 02:53 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt we

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 02:58 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

Tik
1st September 2008, 03:00 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another story

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 03:02 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Crump
1st September 2008, 04:21 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 08:33 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Groovy 40
1st September 2008, 08:51 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:Ratty.................................













shut up 8) :grin:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 09:04 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:Ratty.................................













shut up 8) :grin:Two years and he finally get's it :roll:

Slow? A snail with a frontal lobotomy could outwit you Les :wink:

Groovy 40
1st September 2008, 09:09 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:Ratty.................................













shut up 8) :grin:Two years and he finally get's it :roll:

Slow? A snail with a frontal lobotomy could outwit you Les :wink: :roll: :roll:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st September 2008, 10:08 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:Ratty.................................













shut up 8) :grin:Two years and he finally get's it :roll:

Slow? A snail with a frontal lobotomy could outwit you Les :wink: :roll: :roll:Excellent retort - been taking wit lessons Les? (I'm guessing you've reached the half way point in the course).

Crump
2nd September 2008, 03:34 AM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Crump
2nd September 2008, 03:35 AM
And Wanted hes bottom!

cjp_24
2nd September 2008, 09:36 AM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Cyber Stalking. Its the 21st century now. hehe

Sorry to hear about your application Crump :( :( I was going to go into the specials about 10yrs back. Well when you do get into the police force, just make sure that you keep an eye out for WDITK's car, then make sure it has not tax on it. :D :D

Watchdog in the Kitchen
2nd September 2008, 10:11 AM
And Wanted hes bottom!It's HIS bottom.

If that's the level of spelling you used on the application form I guess we can all draw our own conclusions on why they passed you by.

Crump
2nd September 2008, 02:51 PM
And Wanted hes bottom!It's HIS bottom.

If that's the level of spelling you used on the application form I guess we can all draw our own conclusions on why they passed you by.

And....?? You dont have to be the sharpest knife in the draw.!

PS: You think molesting women is a joke?

Shame on you.

i take it quite seriously actually fu ck face....

I can only guess that English is not your first language.

good guess....but not quite right....i can only guess that this morning wasnt the first time you woke up covered in piss on a soggy duvetLast time I ever sleep in your bed.
Told you :)

Crump
2nd September 2008, 02:52 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Cyber Stalking. Its the 21st century now. hehe

Sorry to hear about your application Crump :( :( I was going to go into the specials about 10yrs back. Well when you do get into the police force, just make sure that you keep an eye out for WDITK's car, then make sure it has not tax on it. :D :D

Theres allways next time mate :( Oo it would be clamped and everything :D :laff::laff:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
2nd September 2008, 03:31 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Cyber Stalking. Its the 21st century now. hehe

Sorry to hear about your application Crump :( :( I was going to go into the specials about 10yrs back. Well when you do get into the police force, just make sure that you keep an eye out for WDITK's car, then make sure it has not tax on it. :D :D

Theres allways next time mate :( Oo it would be clamped and everything :D :laff::laff:next time??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Crump
2nd September 2008, 03:33 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Cyber Stalking. Its the 21st century now. hehe

Sorry to hear about your application Crump :( :( I was going to go into the specials about 10yrs back. Well when you do get into the police force, just make sure that you keep an eye out for WDITK's car, then make sure it has not tax on it. :D :D

Theres allways next time mate :( Oo it would be clamped and everything :D :laff::laff:next time??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

you got it ..

cjp_24
2nd September 2008, 04:11 PM
my my........we are handy with the delete/edit button latley are`nt weis it my fault that this web sites so shyte it keeps coming up with debug messages? (Maybe Ali took the programmer with him when he left).

Also my delete works better than your spellchecker (latley? Indeed! You'll have that elderly Californian woman on your back soon). :roll:

i had her on my back a number of times.....but that`s another storyOne I'd rather not hear - yuk!

Jealousy aint the way forward...You honestly think I want sexual relations with Tiki??? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Well you never leave him alone.. allways follow him around when he posts .. so i just put 2 and 2 together.. and belived you were stalking him..

Cyber Stalking. Its the 21st century now. hehe

Sorry to hear about your application Crump :( :( I was going to go into the specials about 10yrs back. Well when you do get into the police force, just make sure that you keep an eye out for WDITK's car, then make sure it has not tax on it. :D :D

Theres allways next time mate :( Oo it would be clamped and everything :D :laff::laff:

Clamped :D :D can you do his mouth too Crump, while your at it.

Crump
3rd September 2008, 01:21 AM
And hes fingers
:laff:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
3rd September 2008, 08:24 AM
And hes fingers
:laff:HIS fingers - the word is HIS! :roll:

~JENNY~
3rd September 2008, 02:22 PM
:laff: :laff: @ allllll these long posts!! how do they all end up the same :roll:

BTW Soz to hear u dint get in Crump..

Crump
3rd September 2008, 05:22 PM
:laff: :laff: @ allllll these long posts!! how do they all end up the same :roll:

BTW Soz to hear u dint get in Crump..

ty jen