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Dean M
1st August 2008, 10:05 AM
When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' Who is supposed to read it?...... The dog?

My Grandad has got parkinsons........ He can't stop interviewing people.

My dentist just won 'dentist of the year' All he got was a little plaque.

What is Daniella Westbrook's favourite sex position? F*ck Nose.

My grandad was given 24 hours to live, so he drank a bottle of vodka then ate a box of fireworks... Hey it didn't save his life, but it gave us ONE HELL of a show at the cremation.

janice
1st August 2008, 10:07 AM
aint you got nothing beter to do then post shit :D

Dean M
1st August 2008, 10:19 AM
aint you got nothing beter to do then post shit :D

or read it ?

nah :lol:

Watchdog in the Kitchen
1st August 2008, 10:43 AM
Cut n Paste crap.

littlecrow
1st August 2008, 12:37 PM
I thought it funny
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

~JENNY~
1st August 2008, 01:13 PM
When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' Who is supposed to read it?...... The dog?

What is Daniella Westbrook's favourite sex position? F*ck Nose.


:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: lmao @ whos suposed to read it... the dog?? hhahahaha :laff:

lara.1973
1st August 2008, 04:42 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: like it ;)

Emma_2007
3rd August 2008, 11:36 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: ...

breakfast with ali
3rd August 2008, 12:34 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: love the last one!

NUB40
3rd August 2008, 12:59 PM
Loved the Daniella one :lol: :lol: :lol: