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Grease Monkey
6th June 2008, 09:28 PM
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Hi, this is Mike Jenkins your throught to customer services of...






















































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ALLO',, is that



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No sir, im Mike from PC World customer services..

































































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Well im after





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Is he there??













































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No sir, we dont have a Del Boy here.. what were you calling about?























































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Well i fukin bought one and it aint here..
























































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Bought what sir??



























































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I bought a Fukin



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now where is it??










































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You mean you bought a Dell computer sir?,, what is your refference number?



















































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Fukin wefferwance???



































I dont want a job here..
































I just wanna know where my fukin dell is, awight!










































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I understand sir, but if you give the refference number, we can track where you computer is..






































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got that?























I dun it froo



















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Ah yes sir.. here it is, Dell E6900 with Suround speakers..










































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Well??








































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Umm.. sir.. are you Mrs Carter?



































































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Im Sowrry??

























Are you takin the piss son??































Do i sound like a fukin




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to you??

























Do you fink um sum sorta







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I tell ya what boy, you lookin for a slap...































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No No Sir, what i meant was, it ws purchased by a Mrs Carter, im afraid we can only disclose details of this item to the person who bought it..














































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So what the fuk does that mean, is it comin or not??


































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Im afraid i cannot tell you sir,, company policy.







































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Hang abaat..






















You mean you cant even tell me if a fukin dell is comin while ive been sittin here all fukin day




























pickin my balls




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Watchin the



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waitin for a fukin bloke not to come,, and ya cant even tell me if its comin or not???


























What fukin company do you work for?






























































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I shoulda fukin nown... pissy world..



















so what now, i got stay up all fukin night for this or what??

























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Well unless you can put mrs carter on the line sir?












































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Well i cant fukin do that wight now..





















Shes at




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Im sorry sir but i cant give you any details without her permission.










































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Fukin permission???


































Im her fukin son ya muppet!













































Look, this computa aint for me.. its for my parents..













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and sign up to






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Im just here to take the goods














































sign the dotted line















































and say fank you very much































Goodnight
















































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Im sorry sir but i cant do anything about it


































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Cant do nuffink,, what are ya a fukin imbellical??



























look, just tell me if its comin today
































or tommorra










































of when theres no fuka in




























Awight!!


































Talk to me






















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Sir i really cant say, we deliver untill 8:30pm


































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Well thats no fukin good, its alweddy gone









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now

































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Otherwise it may come the following day









































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Fukin usless





















i paid 7 pand to have delivered today and it still dont come





























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Im sorry sir, but i cant do anything about that






























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Well thanks for nuffink




















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sparkler
6th June 2008, 09:36 PM
BUBBLES SURROUND SOUND ************************************************** ************************************************** ******

Bored Greaso???

Too funny eh eh eh eh eh eh

Sarah xx

Aaron Otang
6th June 2008, 10:05 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

schnot bubbles tashtic!!!!

King Louie
6th June 2008, 10:14 PM
o 4rk me im pissing my self here.
essance of the night at the tap :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

~Shaz~ (aka DubGal)
6th June 2008, 10:15 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Clubreggae
6th June 2008, 10:26 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Classic :kiss: :friends:

littlecrow
6th June 2008, 10:26 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
buggering hell took me two days to read all that,
is it there yet?

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