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littlecrow
28th May 2008, 10:41 PM
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

kate13
28th May 2008, 11:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

BOSSY_ROSSY
28th May 2008, 11:13 PM
:laff: good ones thanks katie

littlecrow
28th May 2008, 11:14 PM
:roll:

Carolanne
28th May 2008, 11:15 PM
PMSL :laff: :laff: :laff:

C

BOSSY_ROSSY
28th May 2008, 11:16 PM
:roll:

:laff: :laff: :lol: :shock: i meant the you not the other one :beer:

kate13
28th May 2008, 11:16 PM
:roll:


:lol: :lol: have you changed your name

ubs4me
28th May 2008, 11:18 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BOSSY_ROSSY
28th May 2008, 11:19 PM
:roll:


:lol: :lol: have you changed your name

no she hasnt its me getting confused my uncle bob has just come in and hes very tired from the pub but hes happy :friends:

littlecrow
28th May 2008, 11:21 PM
:roll:


:lol: :lol: have you changed your name

no she hasnt its me getting confused my uncle bob has just come in and hes very tired from the pub but hes happy :friends:


:? :? :roll: :roll:

I've an easy enuff name to remember. :roll:

Jay Dee
29th May 2008, 10:09 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Crump
29th May 2008, 10:12 AM
:laff: good ones thanks katie

Whos katie?

Good ones kim :twisted:

:lol: :lol:

MAYBETOMORROW
29th May 2008, 11:35 AM
:D :lol:

~Shaz~ (aka DubGal)
29th May 2008, 11:39 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NUB40
29th May 2008, 01:58 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: