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BRUMMY UB
12th May 2008, 08:40 PM
Why Chocolate is better than sex:

1. You can get chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.
:wink:

loekie
12th May 2008, 08:41 PM
I know you said just for Neps, but he we are talking about chocolate. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so true :wink:

Lou.B
12th May 2008, 08:42 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: i like nuts :haha:

lara.1973
12th May 2008, 08:44 PM
chocolate dont roll off, burp, fart, and snore after youve eaten it, thats why its better hahaha :lol: give me chocolate any day ;)

janice
12th May 2008, 08:45 PM
and wheres 1 for me :twisted:

Lou.B
12th May 2008, 08:46 PM
and wheres 1 for me :twisted:

Jealousyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:roll:

NUB40
12th May 2008, 08:46 PM
Excuse me but
18..with chocolate size doesnt matter
Who told you that? the bigger my bar of galaxy the better :lol: :lol:

loekie
12th May 2008, 08:48 PM
Excuse me but
18..with chocolate size doesnt matter
Who told you that? the bigger my bar of galaxy the better :lol: :lol:

you are right size does matter :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Waltjo
12th May 2008, 08:51 PM
nice one Andy :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: sounds ideal :laff:

NEPCHOON ROSE
12th May 2008, 08:55 PM
:grin: :grin:

MAYBETOMORROW
13th May 2008, 12:33 AM
:D :D :lol: :lol: