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Frankie
17th April 2008, 08:23 AM
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN



A school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see UB40 and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

Crump
17th April 2008, 01:08 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO! i like that!!! :laff::laff:

Good En Budddie!

Omodumbi
17th April 2008, 01:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is funny stuff 8)

MAYBETOMORROW
18th April 2008, 06:56 AM
:lol:

strangefruit79
18th April 2008, 09:48 AM
Thats cheered me up thanks :lol:

Groovy 40
18th April 2008, 10:07 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Waltjo
18th April 2008, 10:29 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: