PDA

View Full Version : Things We Have Learned From Movies ..


littlecrow
26th March 2008, 09:36 AM
Only in the movies....


Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.


A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.


Hooray for Hollywood!