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5th November 2007, 09:41 AM
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the

most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in

the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver

when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that

her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical

condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her

husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be

her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get in a couple of more

shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a

cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last sho

She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she

dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked

about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and

shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I

hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four

hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in

the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and

finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you

ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock

care. And you'll now be his carer!"

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg.

He's dead. What did you buy?"

~Shaz~ (aka DubGal)
5th November 2007, 10:12 AM
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5th November 2007, 11:17 AM
:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: mmmmmmmmm what did she bought :wink:

6th November 2007, 12:51 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

6th November 2007, 08:54 AM
:eek: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: