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Tik
29th October 2007, 01:43 PM
This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters. Cinders and her Sugly Isters lived in Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard. Frubbing Scloors, Weaning Clindows, Emptying Poss Pits and Shiveeling Shut!
By the end of the day she was Nuckin' Fackered. Her Sugly Isters were fight Cucking Runts! They did no Wucking Ferk, and had no Wucking Furries. They were right Bugly Astards.

One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were always Pucking Fissed. The two Sugly Isters had tickets to go to the Ball. Cinderella was Ducking Fisgusted when the Cotton Runts would not let her go.

Buttons worked with Cinders. He was gifted with Nuge Hackers and a Shairy Hithole. He was also a Candy Runt , and liked Cinders to give him a Wood Gank! He was always diving into Cinders' Hubic Pairs.

Suddenly there was a Bucking Fang, and the Gairy Fodmother appeared! Her real name was Sheery Tighthouse.
She was a Light Rucking Fesbian with a Carge Lairy Hunt and Tairy Hits. She turned a Pumpkin and six Might Wice into a Hucking Cuge Farriage, and six Dandy Ronkeys with Buge Hollocks. Cinders was amazed. "Miste all Crucking Fighty!" she said. The Gairy Fodmother said Cinders must be back by 12 O'clock or there would be a Cucking Falamity !

At the Ball, Cinders was dancing with the Pransome Hince. The music was being played by a band called Sid Smeg and the Siffling Seven. They were Gucking Food, but Foo Nucking Toisy. It was that Drucking Fummer - what a Rucking Facket ! The Cabaret was Hucking Fopeless ! When he blew his Trucking Frumpet he was Bucking Frilliant. But he was a Hig Beaded Banky Wastard and we wish he would stick his Trumpet right up his Ucking Farsehole.
Suddenly the clock struck Twelve. Cinders Pucking Fanicked and ran out of the Ballroom, Tripping Barse over Ollocks, and dropping her Slass Glipper.

The next day the Pransome Hince came knocking on Cinders' door. The Sugly Isters let him in, and Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and Let off a Fig Bart! "Who's Fust Jarted ?" said the Pransome Hince. "Blame that Forrible Hucker over there", said Buttons. The Shell of Smit was Tucking Ferrible. When the stinking brown cloud lifted, the Pransome Hince tried The Slass Glipper on the Sugly Isters without success ! They had horrible Fetty Sweet and Fetty Swannys.

Suddenly Mary Hinge, in her Tucking Femper gave the Prince a Nick in the Kackers! This was not difficult as he had Bucking Fuge Halls and a Hig Bard- on. He tried Cinders, and the Flipper Sitted Pucking Ferfectly. "Puck my siles", said the Prince. "Suck your own", said Buttons. Soon Pinders and the Crince were married. He ended his days in Lucking Fuxury. She ended hers with a Follen Swanny. And they all lived Happily Ever After.

~JENNY~
29th October 2007, 02:03 PM
If ya think am readin all that for cinderella you're avin a laff :shock:

Propa essay that!!

Itch what ya playin at?? :laff:

Tik
29th October 2007, 02:04 PM
If ya think am readin all that for cinderella you're avin a laff :shock:

Propa essay that!!

Itch what ya playin at?? :laff:

it med me fookin laff,so i thought id share it

~JENNY~
29th October 2007, 02:07 PM
ohh i'll read it when a can be arsed.. lol

Tik
29th October 2007, 02:08 PM
ohh i'll read it when a can be arsed.. lol

dont put yerself out :grin:

~JENNY~
29th October 2007, 02:09 PM
:laff::laff:

Dont worry i wont... go find yaself sum cheese itch

MAYBETOMORROW
29th October 2007, 11:42 PM
Some would say that was far too much, however I enjoyed reading it!! :D :laff: