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MAYBETOMORROW
11th July 2007, 03:01 AM
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station..."

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell One', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell Two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell Three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".


"WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied: "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!"


8) :lol:

sweetsensation
11th July 2007, 03:05 AM
How old is that? :laff:

Suppose you are far away Dave, takes awhile for de word to spread :lol:

MAYBETOMORROW
11th July 2007, 03:11 AM
How old is that? :laff:

Suppose you are far away Dave, takes awhile for de word to spread :lol:


I know it's an oldie, but I hadn't heard it in a while, so thought I might give it another go!

:lol:

Emma B
11th July 2007, 04:29 PM
never heard that 1 before bhahahahahah thats a good one, cheers.

KGB_I_was_NOT
11th July 2007, 04:46 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Grinner
11th July 2007, 04:48 PM
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station..."

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell One', I want you to strip naked.
When I say 'Bell Two', you jump on de bed.
When I say 'Bell Three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."

The next night he came home and shouted:
"Bell One!", and his wife stripped naked.
"Bell Two!", and she jumped on the bed.
"Bell Three!", and they started to make love.

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out "Bell Four!".


"WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?", he asked.

She replied: "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!"


8) :lol:


hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

and i found myself doing jamaican accent :wink:

Groovy 40
11th July 2007, 07:04 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :lol:

littlecrow
11th July 2007, 07:37 PM
:D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: