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mozlongtime
9th July 2007, 11:51 AM
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. :grin:




:smokin: :smokin:

STING
9th July 2007, 11:55 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

mmm, i know a few 'slinkies' :evil:

loekie
9th July 2007, 11:58 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

mmm, i know a few 'slinkies' :evil:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and you are not the only one Sting :twisted:

janice
9th July 2007, 12:00 PM
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whats a slinkey :oops:

STING
9th July 2007, 12:02 PM
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whats a slinkey :oops:it's like a toy med up of coils and you push it from the top of the stairs and it coils itsen down the stairs. have you seen slinky the dog in toy story? :grin:

janice
9th July 2007, 12:04 PM
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whats a slinkey :oops:it's like a toy med up of coils and you push it from the top of the stairs and it coils itsen down the stairs. have you seen slinky the dog in toy story? :grin:oh yes i remember now :D

lorrafan
9th July 2007, 12:14 PM
Love it :D There's a few slinkies at work but we've got no stairs :shock:

LUCYBETH
9th July 2007, 01:43 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :laff:

CazLuvsUBs
9th July 2007, 02:03 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Biglove
Caroline

Clubreggae
9th July 2007, 03:10 PM
:roll: I really woud not advise anyone :!: to use any of these home remedies :shock: :roll: :roll:

San Diego
9th July 2007, 04:58 PM
:roll: I really woud not advise anyone :!: to use any of these home remedies :shock: :roll: :roll:

You're just jealous Bebs.... :grin:

Sylvie B
9th July 2007, 05:59 PM
wikked :lol: :lol:

KGB_I_was_NOT
9th July 2007, 07:30 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Love the "slinkie people" one!! I just might have to make it my signature quote for work e-mail... lol ;)

MAYBETOMORROW
10th July 2007, 06:00 AM
Great tips Moz! :D :lol:

littlecrow
10th July 2007, 08:35 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: