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STING
11th May 2007, 12:56 PM
tap once for yes, and twice for no.









p.s knock three times on da ceiling if you want meeeeeeee :grin:

2Tony
11th May 2007, 12:57 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STING
11th May 2007, 12:59 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you didn't knock :roll:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:01 PM
knock knock knocking on heaven's dooooooooooooooooooor :grin:

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:01 PM
twice on da pipes :shock:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:01 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you didn't knock :roll:

you dint tap either

STING
11th May 2007, 01:02 PM
twice on da pipes :shock:

if the answer is noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:03 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:05 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

thump, thump, thump, means you'll meet me in da hallllwaaaaay :grin:



i don't remember this song as i'm too young, i've just found the lyrics on the net and am copying and pasting :haha:

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:06 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

thump, thump, thump, means you'll meet me in da hallllwaaaaay :grin:



i don't remember this song as i'm too young, i've just found the lyrics on the net and am copying and pasting :haha:
i was lucky with my last reply :P :P

STING
11th May 2007, 01:08 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

thump, thump, thump, means you'll meet me in da hallllwaaaaay :grin:



i don't remember this song as i'm too young, i've just found the lyrics on the net and am copying and pasting :haha:
i know this song off by heart. i wrote the fker :P :P

impressive. yer v old, but v impressive :grin:

2Tony
11th May 2007, 01:09 PM
knock,knock

loekie
11th May 2007, 01:09 PM
knock knock :wink:

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:11 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

thump, thump, thump, means you'll meet me in da hallllwaaaaay :grin:



i don't remember this song as i'm too young, i've just found the lyrics on the net and am copying and pasting :haha:
i know this song off by heart. i wrote the fker :P :P

impressive. fob i am so jealous i loved this song a s a child..and really wish i penned it :grin:
:shock: :shock:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:12 PM
knock,knock

abaht time! :roll: i were gonna send out a search party to dis-inter yer :aagh:

knock knock, who's there? ( a choon bi mary hopkin, apparently :roll: )

STING
11th May 2007, 01:12 PM
knock knock :wink:

ay up gherkin. nice to see some fker reads me posts :grin:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:13 PM
oh my darling :kiss:

thump, thump, thump, means you'll meet me in da hallllwaaaaay :grin:



i don't remember this song as i'm too young, i've just found the lyrics on the net and am copying and pasting :haha:
i know this song off by heart. i wrote the fker :P :P

impressive. fob i am so jealous i loved this song a s a child..and really wish i penned it :grin:
:shock: :shock:

have you been fkin around wi the words on me posts?????? how v fkin childish! :ooh::evil::roll:

2Tony
11th May 2007, 01:13 PM
are we playing domino's :grin:

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:14 PM
knock knock :wink:
whos there???
Hello Gerda

STING
11th May 2007, 01:15 PM
are we playing snap?? :grin:


gerra fkin grip. how old are you??????? :aagh:

rmd110900
11th May 2007, 01:16 PM
are we playing kerplunk :grin:
37 next birthday :P

2Tony
11th May 2007, 01:17 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510YJPT22JL._AA280_.jpg :grin:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:18 PM
are we playing kerplunk :grin:
37 next birthday :P

lmao :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff:

i've only played kerplunk once. teks too fkin loooooooooooooong. i'm v competitive yer know :roll:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:19 PM
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/510YJPT22JL._AA280_.jpg :grin:

wot's this shite nige? :aagh:

~JENNY~
11th May 2007, 01:21 PM
tappin once


:aagh: IM DEAD :ooh:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:23 PM
tappin once


:aagh: worra excellent post shrink! :ooh:

why thank you slavetolovenanananana

:grin:

~JENNY~
11th May 2007, 01:24 PM
:laff: u dft mare :laff:

ubs4me
11th May 2007, 01:25 PM
well im gonna ring the bell, ding dong Avon calling :laff: :laff: :laff:

UBlong2me
11th May 2007, 01:26 PM
Knock Knock!!! :D


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i190/Ubloonie-Moni/70ij.gif

STING
11th May 2007, 01:27 PM
:laff: u dft mare :laff:

well there's nowt much else to do but be a daft mare is there?

i tried being an intelligent, articulate giraffe but no fker understands what i'm on about so being a daft mare is

a) the only thing that people understand here on the darkside
b) easier. i don't have to think about the content of my posts so can just post any old shite
c)preferable cos i've only got a small neck
d)the only way in is the only way out and it's youuuuuuuuuuuu :grin: (courtesy of cliff richard's publishing company, i thank you! )

~JENNY~
11th May 2007, 01:36 PM
:laff: u dft mare :laff:

well there's nowt much else to do but be a daft mare is there?

i tried being an intelligent, articulate giraffe but no fker understands what i'm on about so being a daft mare is

a) the only thing that people understand here on the darkside
b) easier. i don't have to think about the content of my posts so can just post any old shite
c)preferable cos i've only got a small neck
d)the only way in is the only way out and it's youuuuuuuuuuuu :grin: (courtesy of cliff richard's publishing company, i thank you! )

hahahahaahah LMAO have you ever noticed the size of MY neck!!! :aagh: OMFG its sooooooooo long :roll:

oh an i luv ur posts :laff: they jus make me piss cos i can imagine ya sayin it all to me as am readin it :laff:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:41 PM
:laff: u dft mare :laff:

well there's nowt much else to do but be a daft mare is there?

i tried being an intelligent, articulate giraffe but no fker understands what i'm on about so being a daft mare is

a) the only thing that people understand here on the darkside
b) easier. i don't have to think about the content of my posts so can just post any old shite
c)preferable cos i've only got a small neck
d)the only way in is the only way out and it's youuuuuuuuuuuu :grin: (courtesy of cliff richard's publishing company, i thank you! )

hahahahaahah LMAO have you ever noticed the size of MY neck!!! :aagh: OMFG its sooooooooo long :roll:

oh an i luv ur posts :laff: they jus make me piss cos i can imagine ya sayin it all to me as am readin it :laff:

have you got a long neck sasparilla? canny say i noticed! :ooh: perhaps you could gi me some tips on how to elongate mine den. i had a mate at uni who thought that long necks were elegant. i were a fat bastard at the time(so was she come to think o it :ooh:) so we both had no fkin neck. when i lost a few pounds i regained me neck so could wear necklaces again. tom called me no neck for years, fkin bastard, but nah i've gorra neck again i've got plenty o cheapo shiteo jewellery to bung on it :grin: what was the question again? :ooh:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:41 PM
Knock Knock!!! :D


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i190/Ubloonie-Moni/70ij.gif

hello :grin:

~JENNY~
11th May 2007, 01:42 PM
LMAO @ YOU :laff::laff::laff:

fk knows wot the question was :laff: but lik ei sed YEH i have a long neck :ooh:

gotta go now hun finish dinner now :kiss: :love:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:43 PM
well im gonna ring the bell, ding dong Avon calling :laff: :laff: :laff:

i haaaaaaaaate fkin avon. i used to buy their perfumes but after wearing em for two or three times i literally wanted to throw me dinner up. they're too fkin cloying and their mek up is shite, cheapo crappo, bringsyeroutinarash, shite :ooh: so i waint be answering da door. soz :aagh:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:44 PM
LMAO @ YOU :laff::laff::laff:

fk knows wot the question was :laff: but lik ei sed YEH i have a long neck :ooh:

gotta go now hun finish dinner now :kiss: :love:

you should be able to stick yer head outta the window and eat a nearby bird's nest. enjoy! :grin:

NEPCHOON ROSE
11th May 2007, 01:51 PM
this post is pants.....3 week old mouldy unwashed pants :D

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 01:51 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

STING
11th May 2007, 01:55 PM
this post could tek the best post ever award. well done indeed pink diva!!!!! :D



awwww, yer mekking me blush neps :grin: (not! as i'm incapable) thanks anyway hun :friends:

STING
11th May 2007, 01:56 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

2Tony
11th May 2007, 01:58 PM
http://l.b5z.net/i/u/6065607/i//mini-JV38BPB_ezr.jpg
http://l.b5z.net/i/u/6065607/i//mini-JV38BPB_ezr.jpg

STING
11th May 2007, 02:02 PM
http://l.b5z.net/i/u/6065607/i//mini-JV38BPB_ezr.jpg
http://l.b5z.net/i/u/6065607/i//mini-JV38BPB_ezr.jpg


just looking in very old joke book for a riposte........>>>>> :ooh:

(glasses on, studying very very hard.......... >>>>>>>>>> :idea: )

ah, here we guh, ahem! (clears throat)

that's a lovely pair of knockers you have there! :grin: (beams with pride)

































:roll:

Clubreggae
11th May 2007, 02:06 PM
tap once for yes, and twice for no.









p.s knock three times on da ceiling if you want meeeeeeee :grin:Tony Orlando and "Dawn" sang that didnt they ??
Got that on vinyl somewhere :D

elaine2005
11th May 2007, 02:13 PM
tap once for yes, and twice for no.









p.s knock three times on da ceiling if you want meeeeeeee :grin:


http://z.about.com/d/musiced/1/0/4/7/happyfeet.jpg

It worked in theory though in reality it just looks a loada crap.

:?

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 02:17 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

STING
11th May 2007, 02:34 PM
tap once for yes, and twice for no.









p.s knock three times on da ceiling if you want meeeeeeee :grin:


http://z.about.com/d/musiced/1/0/4/7/happyfeet.jpg

It worked in theory though in reality it just looks a loada crap.

:?

that's crap :roll::laff::laff:

STING
11th May 2007, 02:35 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 02:47 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

STING
11th May 2007, 02:48 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

but it's not. tis youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :evil:

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 02:51 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

but it's not. tis youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :evil:

now i'm upset .. i was bringing you a pressy too... i'll take it home then :cry: .. byeeee

STING
11th May 2007, 02:52 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

but it's not. tis youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :evil:

now i'm upset .. i was bringing you a pressy too... i'll take it home then :cry: .. byeeee

leave the pressie on da doorstep and step away! :evil:

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 03:08 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

but it's not. tis youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :evil:

now i'm upset .. i was bringing you a pressy too... i'll take it home then :cry: .. byeeee

leave the pressie on da doorstep and step away! :evil:


no flippping change, .. u wan it you come ere an get it.

STING
11th May 2007, 05:24 PM
You rang m' lord
:D

erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off! :roll:

:roll: .. knock , ring ... who cares .. jus answer the flipping door
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fkin noooooooooooooooooo :evil:

Might be someone importent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

but it's not. tis youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :evil:

now i'm upset .. i was bringing you a pressy too... i'll take it home then :cry: .. byeeee

leave the pressie on da doorstep and step away! :evil:


no flippping change, .. u wan it you come ere an get it.

i never charge for peeps leaving pressies on me doorstep so forget about the change :roll:

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 05:27 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

STING
11th May 2007, 05:29 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

i dint even sneeze :grin:

Fiona Ruth
11th May 2007, 05:37 PM
http://www.hg.com.au/images/productPhotos/rembrandt_pillar_taps.jpg

Tap Tap.

But I aint staying I got haunting to do you know

elaine2005
11th May 2007, 05:52 PM
tap once for yes, and twice for no.









p.s knock three times on da ceiling if you want meeeeeeee :grin:


http://z.about.com/d/musiced/1/0/4/7/happyfeet.jpg

It worked in theory though in reality it just looks a loada crap.

:?

that's crap :roll::laff::laff:

i know :oops: :lol: there is lame and lame but that was LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :?

I'll try harder next time .... :love:

>>> off to watch a dvd :)

Good Ambition
11th May 2007, 05:59 PM
Frank Sidebottom. :P

STING
11th May 2007, 06:03 PM
jeremy beadle

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 06:14 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

i dint even sneeze :grin:

b4 ya do then
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

STING
11th May 2007, 06:16 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

i dint even sneeze :grin:

b4 ya do then
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheers. i'm expecting me next sneeze sometime on monday so i'll bear it in mind :grin:

littlecrow
11th May 2007, 06:18 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

i dint even sneeze :grin:

b4 ya do then
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheers. i'm expecting me next sneeze sometime on monday so i'll bear it in mind :grin:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
no good monday , can you wait til tues.. i'll buy some hankies then
:lol: :lol: :lol:

STING
11th May 2007, 06:21 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
bless ya
:friends:

i dint even sneeze :grin:

b4 ya do then
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheers. i'm expecting me next sneeze sometime on monday so i'll bear it in mind :grin:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
no good monday , can you wait til tues.. i'll buy some hankies then
:lol: :lol: :lol:

yer wanna wipe me snot up too? how accommodating of yer. :friends:

i never use a hankie,
just let the snot fly free,
where it lands yer may not see,
let it be, let it be,
let the snot fly free :grin:

San Diego
11th May 2007, 06:23 PM
You dirty old cow..... :shock: :shock:

STING
11th May 2007, 06:25 PM
You dirty old cow..... :shock: :shock:

i know i am,
don't care if i am,
so sue me ma'am :grin:

San Diego
11th May 2007, 06:26 PM
You dirty old cow..... :shock: :shock:

i know i am,
don't care if i am,
so sue me ma'am :grin:

You've got fk all I want..... :laff: :laff:

STING
11th May 2007, 06:29 PM
You dirty old cow..... :shock: :shock:

i know i am,
don't care if i am,
so sue me ma'am :grin:

You've got fk all I want..... :laff: :laff:

well then that's okay
dint wanna gurra court anyway
i'll just throw all me shit away,


:grin:

San Diego
11th May 2007, 06:30 PM
ROFLMAO...You know you can't throw anything away..... :roll: :laff: :laff:

STING
11th May 2007, 06:34 PM
ROFLMAO...You know you can't throw anything away..... :roll: :laff: :laff:

i'm a changed gal innit?
snowed in under a mountain o shit
if i see more shit i'll have a fit
so i'm gonna have a clear out in a bit :grin:

innit? :grin: