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Nods
21st March 2007, 05:03 PM
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"

San Diego
21st March 2007, 05:06 PM
:roll: :roll: figures... :roll: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

KGB_I_was_NOT
21st March 2007, 05:08 PM
:D :D :D :D

littlecrow
21st March 2007, 05:20 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

STING
21st March 2007, 06:45 PM
:grin::laff::grin::laff::grin::laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
22nd March 2007, 12:15 AM
:D :D :lol: :lol: