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Dutchess
12th March 2007, 09:25 PM
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "little soldier" hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too"

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Ang4UB40
12th March 2007, 09:29 PM
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janice
12th March 2007, 09:31 PM
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STING
12th March 2007, 09:37 PM
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ubs4me
12th March 2007, 11:39 PM
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Waltjo
12th March 2007, 11:40 PM
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KGB_I_was_NOT
12th March 2007, 11:49 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
15th March 2007, 08:26 AM
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One Woman Man
15th March 2007, 10:06 AM
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bluebell
15th March 2007, 10:28 AM
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littlecrow
15th March 2007, 12:11 PM
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loekie
15th March 2007, 12:15 PM
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Grinner
15th March 2007, 03:42 PM
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caz1303
15th March 2007, 03:50 PM
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Caz
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