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rmd110900
14th February 2007, 11:45 PM
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

rmd110900
14th February 2007, 11:46 PM
And another
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

Groovy 40
15th February 2007, 12:26 AM
2 good jokes there rolf :grin: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
15th February 2007, 01:11 AM
:grin: :grin: :laff: :laff:

STING
15th February 2007, 01:13 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: