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BRUMMY UB
19th December 2006, 07:49 PM
John Wayne stands at a bar.
A woman walks up to him and say's
"so your John Wayne are you"
she picks up the glass John Wayne has been drinking from and eats it. John Wayne doesn't say a word.
"So! your John Wayne are you"
she picks up a nut with a hard shell that you eat on Christmas morning puts it up the crack of her a*s....it goes crunch,
the nut falls to the floor...she picks up the nut and eats it.
John Wayne never said a word the whole time,
he just stood there..




poking the fire with his c*ck. :eek: :eek: :haha:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:32 PM
:eek:

Clubreggae
19th December 2006, 09:33 PM
John Wayne stands at a bar.
A woman walks up to him and say's
"so your John Wayne are you"
she picks up the glass John Wayne has been drinking from and eats it. John Wayne doesn't say a word.
"So! your John Wayne are you"
she picks up a nut with a hard shell that you eat on Christmas morning puts it up the crack of her a*s....it goes crunch,
the nut falls to the floor...she picks up the nut and eats it.
John Wayne never said a word the whole time,
he just stood there..




poking the fire with his c*ck. :eek: :eek: :haha:Well I think thats a bit much
:ooh: :ooh:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:33 PM
sorry, i'm in shock at how lame this is :eek:

Lou.B
19th December 2006, 09:34 PM
:rolleyes:

MAYBETOMORROW
19th December 2006, 09:38 PM
:eek: :rolleyes: :lol:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 09:40 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:41 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes:

rmd110900
19th December 2006, 09:46 PM
A fella goes for a C##K extension
The doctor suggests a baby elephant trunk costing 3K

The man agrees and has the operation

About 6 weeks later hes sat at the dinner table with his wife
When all of a sudden he has a stirring in his pants

He thinks to himself this is the night
then suddenly his C##k comes out and steals a bun of the table

His wife looked at him and said WOW :eek: :eek:
can you do that again
To which the man replied my C##K can
but i dont think my arse would take another bread roll
:eek: :eek: :aagh: :aagh: :eek: :eek:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:47 PM
A fella goes for a C##K extension
The doctor suggests a baby elephant trunk costing 3K

The man agrees and has the operation

About 6 weeks later hes sat at the dinner table with his wife
When all of a sudden he has a stirring in his pants

He thinks to himself this is the night
then suddenly his C##k comes out and steals a bun of the table

His wife looked at him and said WOW :eek: :eek:
can you do that again
To which the man replied my C##K can
but i dont think my arse would take another bread roll
:eek: :eek: :aagh: :aagh: :eek: :eek: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 09:47 PM
pmsl @ rab's joke :laff: :laff: :laff:

rmd110900
19th December 2006, 09:49 PM
pmsl @ rab's joke :laff: :laff: :laff:
PYSL @ Me !!!!
i thought i put this up as a seperate post :aagh:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:52 PM
pmsl @ rab's joke :laff: :laff: :laff:
PYSL @ Me !!!!
i thought i put this up as a seperate post :aagh: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 09:53 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 09:54 PM
pmsl @ rab's joke :laff: :laff: :laff:
PYSL @ Me !!!!
i thought i put this up as a seperate post :aagh:still funny though rab :grin:

STING
19th December 2006, 09:54 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 10:05 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha: :angel: :shame:

STING
19th December 2006, 10:05 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha: :angel: :shame: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 10:07 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha: :angel: :shame: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :haha: :cool:

MAYBETOMORROW
19th December 2006, 11:20 PM
pmsl @ rab's joke :laff: :laff: :laff:
PYSL @ Me !!!!
i thought i put this up as a seperate post :aagh:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :grin:

STING
19th December 2006, 11:22 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha: :angel: :shame: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :haha: :cool:

three years later i'm replying :rolleyes: :laff: :laff: :laff:

:love: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :king:

kate13
19th December 2006, 11:34 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Groovy 40
19th December 2006, 11:35 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :rolleyes: :lol: :haha: :haha: :angel: :shame: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :haha: :cool:

three years later i'm replying :rolleyes: :laff: :laff: :laff:

:love: :kiss: :love: :kiss: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :friends: :king: :grin: :grin: :grin: :kiss: