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mozlongtime
5th December 2006, 09:51 AM
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 100 if you let me have you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up".
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....
She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for 200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down".So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened......
She said "The b*stard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed !

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STING
5th December 2006, 09:54 AM
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UBlong2me
5th December 2006, 10:04 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: lmao! :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

bluebell
5th December 2006, 10:05 AM
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loekie
5th December 2006, 12:21 PM
Great lesson Moz :bigwink: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
5th December 2006, 02:57 PM
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janice
5th December 2006, 02:59 PM
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San Diego
5th December 2006, 02:59 PM
Very funny Moz...Now we know how you became the Mogul that you are today............very shrewed :grin:

mozlongtime
5th December 2006, 03:22 PM
Very funny Moz...Now we know how you became the Mogul that you are today............very shrewed :grin:

Mogul, me????
More like Mowgli :grin:

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San Diego
5th December 2006, 03:27 PM
Ok, man cub..............your choice... :laff: :laff: :laff:

mozlongtime
5th December 2006, 03:30 PM
Ok, man cub..............your choice... :laff: :laff: :laff:

And you're the Queen of the swingers I assume? :grin:

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San Diego
5th December 2006, 03:31 PM
No............I'm the Jungle VIP :grin:

loekie
5th December 2006, 03:37 PM
No............I'm the Jungle VIP :grin:


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