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BRUMMY UB
21st November 2006, 06:41 PM
Man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a pit bull terrier.

"What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, for f**ks sake, shoot the dog ! "
:haha: :haha:

ubs4me
21st November 2006, 06:42 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: very good

rmd110900
21st November 2006, 06:44 PM
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~kingstontyler~
21st November 2006, 06:59 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Whens the book out mate ??

littlecrow
21st November 2006, 07:04 PM
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bluebell
21st November 2006, 09:54 PM
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BRUMMY UB
21st November 2006, 11:52 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Whens the book out mate ??


i think i will stick to hgv drivin :rolleyes: :haha:

MAYBETOMORROW
21st November 2006, 11:59 PM
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STING
22nd November 2006, 12:28 AM
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KGB_I_was_NOT
22nd November 2006, 12:30 AM
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UBlong2me
22nd November 2006, 11:30 AM
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