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After Tonight
21st November 2006, 05:41 PM
Some Easter jokes!

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?

What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A hare brain.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

Why did the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken yet!

What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
The chicken had his Easter Eggs!

What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
Baby rabbits.


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littlecrow
21st November 2006, 05:42 PM
CHEERS but thats going a little too far wouldn't you say..
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Tik
21st November 2006, 05:42 PM
what do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his bum

warren

After Tonight
21st November 2006, 05:43 PM
CHEERS but thats going a little too far wouldn't you say..
:laff: :laff: :laff:


Nope!

:angel:

littlecrow
21st November 2006, 05:44 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:
You got any other ones ?
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ubs4me
21st November 2006, 05:45 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

janice
21st November 2006, 05:55 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

bluebell
21st November 2006, 09:55 PM
:ooh: :laff: :laff: :laff:

rmd110900
21st November 2006, 10:01 PM
what do you call a rabbit with a bent willy????














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