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Erin
17th November 2006, 12:22 PM
While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a
truck and killed.
His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.

"Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a
high
official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with
you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where
to
spend eternity."
"There's no need! I want to be in Heaven," says the senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts
him to
the elevator, the doors open, and he rides the elevator down, down,
down.

When the doors open again, the senator finds himself in the middle of a
beautiful green
golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it are
all
his friends
and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in informal dress. They run to greet him,
and
they
reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of
the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who is a very friendly guy who has a good
time
dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before the senator realizes it,
it is
time to go.
Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens in Heaven where St.
Peter
is waiting for him.

So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving
from cloud to cloud,
playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he
realizes
it,
the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns.

"Well, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now, you must
choose
where you want to spend eternity."

He reflects for a minute and then answers, "Well, I never would have
thought
it, I mean
Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better satisfied in
Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator, and down, down, down he
goes
into Hell.

Now, the doors of the elevator open, and he is in the middle of a
barren
land covered with
waste and garbage. He sees all his friends dressed in rags, picking up
the
trash and putting it
in black bags. And it's hot, hot, hot, and the odour is just horrible
Sweltering hot. Hot and miserable.

The Devil comes over to him and smoothly lays his arm around his
shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "The day before I was here,
and
there was a golf course
and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great
time.
Now all there is is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look
miserable."

The Devil looks at the senator, smiles, and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us."

KGB_I_was_NOT
17th November 2006, 03:30 PM
:beer: :laff: :laff:

Erin
17th November 2006, 03:30 PM
Thought you'd enjoy that Irie!!

KGB_I_was_NOT
17th November 2006, 03:31 PM
heheeeeee... hey, did you ever get my PM from 2 days ago?

Erin
17th November 2006, 03:42 PM
OH yeah, I didn't respond did I???? :oops:

Will call you this weekend - boys are off for the day tomorrow...yippeee...time for myself!!!!

KGB_I_was_NOT
17th November 2006, 03:46 PM
gotcha!! you have my cell #, right?

Erin
17th November 2006, 03:48 PM
yeah, I'm sure thats the one I have....

MAYBETOMORROW
18th November 2006, 01:45 PM
:grin: :grin: :laff: :laff:

Pojotard5
19th November 2006, 06:29 AM
*** SPAMMER ***

ubs4me
19th November 2006, 01:09 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: