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15th November 2006, 08:46 PM
and her 78 year old toyboy went to the doctors for a physical and mental checkup.......whereas the doctor couldnt find anthing wrong physically he was a little concerned they were both becoming a little forgetful,so he suggested that they write stuff down just in case.

That nite Grans toyboy..........lets call him Ron for arguments sake,went into the kitchen....
gran shouts "can i have some icecream"
"Yes Granjan".
"do you want to right it down just in case"
"No `i`ll remember that Granjan"
"actually ron can i have strawberrys on top?"
"yes granjan"
"are you gonna right that down ron?"
"no i`m bloody not you nagging old cow" shouts ron
"i would like some double cream actually ron,you better write that down hadn`t you?"
"oh f**k off granjan i wont forget it ok???"

20 minutes later Ron walks in and hands Granjan a plate of bacon and eggs.

"F**ks sake Ron i knew you`d forget me f**ckin toast"

15th November 2006, 09:00 PM
Well if she aint happy
tell her get her own tucker :grin:
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15th November 2006, 09:07 PM
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15th November 2006, 10:21 PM
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16th November 2006, 04:40 AM
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