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mozlongtime
10th November 2006, 12:20 PM
A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
"Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room. The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you.I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting.I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy.
"I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my arse is too sore". :ooh:

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Groovy 40
10th November 2006, 12:21 PM
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NEPCHOON ROSE
10th November 2006, 12:26 PM
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loekie
10th November 2006, 12:35 PM
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Tik
10th November 2006, 01:25 PM
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Debby2106
10th November 2006, 01:42 PM
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lorrafan
10th November 2006, 01:47 PM
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janice
10th November 2006, 01:49 PM
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One Woman Man
10th November 2006, 02:00 PM
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Rachel~B
10th November 2006, 02:26 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
12th November 2006, 10:39 PM
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Clubreggae
12th November 2006, 10:46 PM
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