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mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 10:44 AM
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishoners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head,

"We're not welcome at Homebase either. :ooh:
:grin:

:smokin: :smokin:

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 10:46 AM
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Morning Moz :love:

mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 10:52 AM
Morning Moni, you well?

:smokin: :smokin:

loekie
20th October 2006, 10:57 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Morning Moz

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 11:06 AM
Morning Moni, you well?

:smokin: :smokin:

Yes I'm ok, day off so not complaining :grin: How are you? Haven't seen you for a few days :love: :friends:


Oh hi Gerda :haha: :haha:

janice
20th October 2006, 11:10 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 12:10 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Morning Moz

Morning Gerdy - Werdy :grin:

:smokin: :smokin:

mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 12:11 PM
Morning Moni, you well?

:smokin: :smokin:

Yes I'm ok, day off so not complaining :grin: How are you? Haven't seen you for a few days :love: :friends:


Oh hi Gerda :haha: :haha:

Fine thanks Moni - Woni, been a bit busy at work and away from my PC. How was the shopping?

:rolleyes:

:smokin: :smokin:

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 12:14 PM
Shopping was fun! Thanks :grin: Gerda knows now where she can get :smokin: and hallucinating mushrooms :laff: :laff:

Btw...Gerda, do you have that "little surprise" for Moz with you? :grin: :grin:

loekie
20th October 2006, 12:24 PM
Shopping was fun! Thanks :grin: Gerda knows now where she can get :smokin: and hallucinating mushrooms :laff: :laff:

Btw...Gerda, do you have that "little surprise" for Moz with you? :grin: :grin:

No so he have to wait untill next week for his surprise :grin:

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 12:25 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: poor Moz :friends:

mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 12:27 PM
Oh dear , oh dear, oh dear, why do I feel a sense of impending doom? :aagh:

:smokin: :smokin:

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 12:31 PM
:laff: :laff: don't worry Moz, you will like it :grin: :grin:

loekie
20th October 2006, 12:31 PM
:laff: :laff: don't worry Moz, you will like it :grin: :grin:

I know he will he love red/black :grin:

UBlong2me
20th October 2006, 12:33 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

janice
20th October 2006, 01:18 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

loekie
20th October 2006, 01:19 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

janice
20th October 2006, 01:21 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Groovy 40
20th October 2006, 01:25 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

San Diego
20th October 2006, 02:37 PM
Morning Moz..You've been missed :grin:

Sorry about that whole babysitting thing....... :blush: Not one of my better moments, I'm afraid.

mozlongtime
20th October 2006, 02:39 PM
Morning Moz..You've been missed :grin:

Sorry about that whole babysitting thing....... :blush: Not one of my better moments, I'm afraid.

Tsk tsk tsk :grin:

:smokin: :smokin:

MAYBETOMORROW
25th October 2006, 05:02 AM
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