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BRUMMY UB
14th October 2006, 02:33 PM
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them." :eek: :eek:

Groovy 40
14th October 2006, 02:44 PM
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STING
14th October 2006, 02:53 PM
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UBlong2me
14th October 2006, 02:53 PM
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loekie
14th October 2006, 02:54 PM
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BRUMMY UB
14th October 2006, 02:56 PM
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IS THAT YOU LAFFIN AT MY GAG? :eek: :eek: :laff:

STING
14th October 2006, 02:59 PM
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IS THAT YOU LAFFIN AT MY GAG? :eek: :eek: :laff:

yip, obviously saturday's a good day for you :grin: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

UBlong2me
14th October 2006, 03:00 PM
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rmd110900
14th October 2006, 03:06 PM
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It's My Delight
14th October 2006, 04:09 PM
Good one :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

The Gardener
14th October 2006, 05:56 PM
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breakfast with ali
14th October 2006, 07:13 PM
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ausiedeb
15th October 2006, 02:18 AM
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Carlene Lydia
15th October 2006, 08:26 AM
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ubs4me
15th October 2006, 09:07 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
17th October 2006, 07:03 AM
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