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BRUMMY UB
9th August 2006, 09:23 PM
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day.

His grandfather continued to tell the young fellow that later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year - maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said,
"She goes to bed into her bedroom,
and I go to into my bedroom.
And she yells, "FU*K YOU!"
And I holler back, "FU*K YOU TOO."
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STING
9th August 2006, 09:24 PM
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mamto3girls
9th August 2006, 09:24 PM
pmsl 1 for the group lol :laff: :laff:

lozbats
9th August 2006, 11:01 PM
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Clubreggae
9th August 2006, 11:05 PM
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LianneLovesUB40
9th August 2006, 11:41 PM
LOL! this is funny! :grin:

kate13
9th August 2006, 11:51 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
10th August 2006, 02:55 AM
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Groovy 40
10th August 2006, 03:34 AM
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littlecrow
10th August 2006, 09:09 AM
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ubwatson
10th August 2006, 09:37 AM
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Lou.B
10th August 2006, 09:39 AM
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NZUB40
10th August 2006, 10:50 AM
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janice
10th August 2006, 11:00 AM
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