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BRUMMY UB
8th August 2006, 02:37 PM
While I was driving down the M5 the other day, (going a little faster than I thought) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman in the other side with a radar gun, The policeman pulled me over, walked up th the car and, with that classic look, patronising smirk, asked:
'Runway too short?'
To which I replied, 'I'm late for work.'
To which he asked, 'What do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher.' I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused.
'A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then I work with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.'
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously,
'And just what do you do with a six-foot ar*ehole?'
To which I politely replied,
'You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge...'

Speeding ticket: 105.00

Court Costs: 45.00

Look on copper's face: Priceless...
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STING
8th August 2006, 02:39 PM
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Rachel~B
8th August 2006, 02:39 PM
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lozbats
8th August 2006, 02:42 PM
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Groovy 40
8th August 2006, 10:16 PM
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rmd110900
8th August 2006, 10:28 PM
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herad that 1 a while ago still funny as hell though.

http://www.ub40.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=39398&highlight=rectum+stretcher

mamto3girls
8th August 2006, 11:17 PM
thats bloody brill :laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
9th August 2006, 06:23 AM
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Bytheway2006
9th August 2006, 04:02 PM
ACAB


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