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BRUMMY UB
4th August 2006, 06:00 PM
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It's empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It's also empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
"How many times do we have to go through this?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first,
it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee,
it was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away,
it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table,
and now that you've decided to drag your sorry asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence.
Listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once."

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE FU**ING PORRIDGE YET !!!" :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :haha:

Wikidwander
4th August 2006, 09:27 PM
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Bytheway2006
4th August 2006, 09:42 PM
LMFAO

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ubs4me
5th August 2006, 02:23 PM
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NZUB40
5th August 2006, 07:58 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :eek:

breakfast with ali
5th August 2006, 09:03 PM
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risky
7th August 2006, 07:48 PM
lmao! :laff:

Reggae Girl
7th August 2006, 07:50 PM
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Melanie1234
7th August 2006, 07:52 PM
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Love it!!!!
Nothing like No Oats in the morning..... :love: :bigwink:

STING
7th August 2006, 07:52 PM
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mamto3girls
7th August 2006, 10:28 PM
lol another to grab

Wanda
7th August 2006, 10:29 PM
yo shud knot gwere at kidds :eek: :eek:

Groovy 40
7th August 2006, 10:58 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :lol:

cheryl-anne
8th August 2006, 01:34 AM
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MAYBETOMORROW
8th August 2006, 01:39 AM
:grin: :laff: