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BRUMMY UB
25th July 2006, 04:31 PM
LITTLE TOMMY WALKS INTO HIS PARENTS BEDROOM ONE MORNING AND SAW HIS MUM SITTING ON TOP OF HIS DAD.
HIS DAD TELLS HIM TO GET OUT THE ROOM,
TOMMY RUNS BACK TO HIS BEDROOM IN TEARS.
SO HIS MUM CLIMBS OFF,GETS DRESSED AND GOE'S TO SEE HOW LITTLE TOMMY IS.TOMMY LOOKS AT HIS MUM AND ASK'S WHAT SHE WAS DOING.
"WELL TOMMY" SHE REPLIED
"YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER HAS A BIG BELLY.WELL I WAS SITTING ON HIM TO TRY AND FLATTEN HIS BELLY".
LITTLE TOMMY LOOKS AT HIS MUM AND TELLS HER IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
"WHY'S THAT" HIS MUM ASK'S.
"WELL" TOMMY SAY'S "EVERY TIME YOU GO SHOPPING,THE LADY FROM NEXT DOOR COMES AROUND,GETS ON HER KNEES AND BLOWS DADS BELLY BACK UP.
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STING
25th July 2006, 04:32 PM
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LOZZA2
25th July 2006, 04:33 PM
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UBlong2me
25th July 2006, 05:33 PM
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cheryl-anne
25th July 2006, 05:35 PM
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Melanie1234
25th July 2006, 06:38 PM
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NZUB40
25th July 2006, 07:15 PM
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Rachel~B
25th July 2006, 08:01 PM
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bluebell
25th July 2006, 08:02 PM
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Groovy 40
25th July 2006, 08:14 PM
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mamto3girls
25th July 2006, 08:14 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
26th July 2006, 04:27 AM
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Bytheway2006
26th July 2006, 05:32 PM
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Debby2106
26th July 2006, 06:15 PM
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breakfast with ali
26th July 2006, 07:32 PM
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JaxSA
26th July 2006, 07:57 PM
lmao

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KGB_I_was_NOT
26th July 2006, 08:02 PM
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Murdoch
26th July 2006, 08:40 PM
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class. :beer: :grin:

littlemrsali
26th July 2006, 08:44 PM
The old ones are the best :laff: