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mozlongtime
13th July 2006, 09:50 AM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"



The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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loekie
13th July 2006, 09:50 AM
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STING
13th July 2006, 09:51 AM
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simonbuckle
13th July 2006, 10:10 AM
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breakfast with ali
13th July 2006, 11:34 AM
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UBlong2me
13th July 2006, 12:18 PM
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MAYBETOMORROW
13th July 2006, 01:11 PM
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Andy_Evans
13th July 2006, 08:27 PM
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lozbats
13th July 2006, 09:11 PM
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