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mozlongtime
7th July 2006, 12:57 PM
Ladies - this should make you smile................... !!

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!". The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?"
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loekie
7th July 2006, 01:05 PM
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janice
7th July 2006, 01:52 PM
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Just Bianca
7th July 2006, 01:57 PM
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Melanie1234
7th July 2006, 02:06 PM
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CRAZY KAREN
7th July 2006, 02:21 PM
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hmc
7th July 2006, 02:24 PM
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Helen

homegrown-trumpet
7th July 2006, 02:25 PM
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bluebell
7th July 2006, 03:17 PM
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San Diego
7th July 2006, 03:33 PM
:laff: :laff: Very funny.... :laff: :laff:

After Tonight
7th July 2006, 03:35 PM
Yup...funny!

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littlecrow
7th July 2006, 03:36 PM
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UBlong2me
9th July 2006, 12:00 PM
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One Woman Man
9th July 2006, 01:05 PM
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STING
9th July 2006, 02:02 PM
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lozbats
9th July 2006, 03:18 PM
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Bytheway2006
9th July 2006, 06:01 PM
Very Funny

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cheryl-anne
9th July 2006, 07:02 PM
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mamto3girls
9th July 2006, 11:01 PM
thats good :smokin:

breakfast with ali
10th July 2006, 12:09 AM
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Chicago UB Fan
10th July 2006, 01:56 AM
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Debby2106
10th July 2006, 01:38 PM
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