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suzanne weaver
1st July 2006, 05:53 PM
Snow Warning
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> One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.
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> They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
> today You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street,
> so the snowploughs can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her
> car.
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> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
> says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
> your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can
> get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
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> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
> says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
> Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a
> worried look on her face she says, Honey, I don't know what to do.
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> Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get
> through?"
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> With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
> married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it
> in the garage this time?"
>

Andy_Evans
1st July 2006, 07:57 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: I'm falling off my chair here!!!

Lou.B
1st July 2006, 07:59 PM
Don't fall too hard :rolleyes:

Andy_Evans
1st July 2006, 09:17 PM
no i better not i can't do with the time off work! lol

San Diego
1st July 2006, 09:24 PM
http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/8492/falling20out20of20chair6bv.jpg

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Pick yourself up, Andy...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
2nd July 2006, 12:26 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: Nice one Suzanne

Bytheway2006
2nd July 2006, 01:13 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

LMFAO All Night..............................