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suzanne weaver
1st July 2006, 05:29 PM
The elevator YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!!!!
> A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
> The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to. Shaking him the big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
> The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around

1st July 2006, 08:12 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: Need i say more???

2nd July 2006, 07:51 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: