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29th June 2006, 06:09 PM
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?"

She replied:
"A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "Six."

The judge then said,
"I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said,
"What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." :rolleyes: :laff: :laff:

29th June 2006, 06:09 PM
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29th June 2006, 06:17 PM
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After Tonight
29th June 2006, 08:25 PM


29th June 2006, 08:27 PM
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29th June 2006, 08:32 PM
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Taffy aka SuzieQ
30th June 2006, 12:56 AM
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30th June 2006, 01:26 AM
A man walks into a bar where a tiny small man stands on a bar stool playing the best piano music he'd ever heard. He asked the barman 'where's he from then?' the barman says the small fella came from a genie in a lamp in the backroom and shows him through to the back. Sure enough there is a brass lamp on the table so he picks it up and gives it a rub. Sure enough a genie pops out, looks him up and down then grants him one wish. The fella says right on, I'll have a million bucks. The room starts filling up with feathers as a stream of ducks come streaming in through a hole in the ethos, and the man stumbles back into the bar. Barman says 'You ok mate??' man says 'Not really, I asked for a million bucks and i think it's given me a million ducks' Barman quirks back saying'Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist??'