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Melanie1234
22nd June 2006, 11:36 PM
Colonoscopy



http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image001.gif:

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image002.gif





"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen."
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image003.gif


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image004.gif


"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."



"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give
all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs ,
"because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."





http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image005.gif

"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image006.gif

"I should be in charge," said the! rectum ,
"Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image007.gif

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.


Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
!



the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?


The asshole is usually in charge !! http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/Mell1234/image008.gif

Jolene
22nd June 2006, 11:39 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: good one!


:love: Jolene

Melanie1234
22nd June 2006, 11:40 PM
It took me AGES!! to put those pics on too!! :laff: :laff:

But, how true it is!! :love: :love:

Rachel~B
23rd June 2006, 12:06 AM
:laff: well done Mel... :haha:

breakfast with ali
23rd June 2006, 12:11 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: you CRACK me up with all these jokes! No pun intended hun! :haha: :grin: :friends:

Melanie1234
23rd June 2006, 12:18 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: you CRACK me up with all these jokes! No pun intended hun! :haha: :grin: :friends:

:friends: I get bored very quickly.... :love: :love:

breakfast with ali
23rd June 2006, 12:35 AM
:grin: well keep 'em coming girl!!! :grin: :grin:

ubs4me
23rd June 2006, 12:56 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

MAYBETOMORROW
23rd June 2006, 08:00 AM
:lol:

After Tonight
23rd June 2006, 08:03 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

Love it!

baby_blue_eyes
23rd June 2006, 11:31 AM
well done mel thats a good one keep them coming :friends:

UBlong2me
23rd June 2006, 11:34 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

hmc
23rd June 2006, 11:37 AM
:laff: :lol: :laff:

Helen

Debby2106
23rd June 2006, 01:38 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

janice
23rd June 2006, 02:05 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

gaynorubfan05
23rd June 2006, 05:12 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

littlecrow
23rd June 2006, 05:21 PM
:lol: :laff: :lol: :laff: