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19th June 2006, 06:56 PM
How to deal with a nosy Doctors receptionist.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowed Doctors waiting room, as he approached the desk, the receptionist said "Yes Sir, why do you need to see a Doctor today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick" he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said "You shouldn't come into a Doctors surgery and say things like that"

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you"

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said that there was something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed it with the Doctor in private.

The man replied, "You should not ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked "Yes?"

"There is something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice, "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I cant piss out of it" the man answered.

The waiting room erupted in laughter!


19th June 2006, 06:58 PM

19th June 2006, 07:06 PM
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Just Bianca
19th June 2006, 07:46 PM
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19th June 2006, 07:59 PM
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21st June 2006, 12:57 PM
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21st June 2006, 01:38 PM
That told her :laff: :laff:

21st June 2006, 01:54 PM
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