View Full Version : Aye did ya hear the one about Paddy

12th May 2006, 12:40 PM
He tried to blow up a car
The poor bastard burnt his lips on the tail pipe...


12th May 2006, 12:43 PM
Ok thats an old one

Any better ones??

12th May 2006, 12:45 PM
Naa thats about it, I'm spent and over stimulated :grin:

12th May 2006, 12:48 PM
Why were males created before females???

Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

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12th May 2006, 12:54 PM
There was Adam happy as a man could be, till Eve stole that apple from the o'l apple tree, aint that just like a woman, they'll do it every time :bigwink: :grin:

12th May 2006, 12:58 PM
Marriage is a process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :haha:

12th May 2006, 01:08 PM
I've left you speechless haven't :grin:
I go on admit it............................... :lol:

I'm going out for a cig let you try and thing of another one :haha:

12th May 2006, 01:32 PM
Naa not in form give me a couple of weeks and i'll try and come up with some good stuff :laff: :laff:

Have a great weekend from Melbourne, where not the arss end of the world, but you can deffantly see it from here... :haha:

12th May 2006, 01:34 PM
Ok :grin:

Good wishes to you and yours for the weekend :friends:

Take care

Big Luv

Lisa :love: