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Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 02:44 PM
Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice Anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked, except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Roy yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat."
:rolleyes:

CRAZY KAREN
6th April 2006, 02:46 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

janice
6th April 2006, 03:05 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:13 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:

Like a bit o'hat mesell!!!

:grin:

Chicago UB Fan
6th April 2006, 03:15 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:16 PM
Prefer a helmet meself JaxSA :grin:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:19 PM
Prefer a helmet meself JaxSA :grin:


MMMMatron!!! :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:20 PM
Ooh a nice man with a helmet can slap me ass n call me Matron Mary anytime :haha:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:22 PM
Slap me silly and call me Susan!

:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:26 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: lmao Ok SUSAN!!

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:28 PM
:bouncelblue: :bouncepurple: :bouncegrey: :bounceblack:

Talk about hi jacking a post lol

:bigwink:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:30 PM
Ah its ok we cant get into trouble its my post :haha:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:31 PM
woopeedoo!!!!

So I have reached 1000 posts by talking rubbish, drivvel and crap!

NiceČ :grin:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:37 PM
Cool well done hun :smokin: now lets see how fast you can make it to 1100 :haha:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 03:39 PM
The way you and I are carrying on today it wont be long lol

Unless Adam kickes us off first

roflmao

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 03:55 PM
Lmao Adam wouldnt do that its my post we can do anything on it long as we behave we can hijack it all we like lol.......114 another 86 n ur there :laff:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 04:15 PM
86 ya say........

I like a challenge......

'How much nonsense can this woman prattle on about before people


a) fall asleep
b) leave in droves
c) have me comitted'


Answers on a postcard please

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 04:20 PM
81 to go JaxSA,commited aint that bad hun they give ya good pills that stop you hearing the voices n if ppl leave u in droves ya never on ya own especially when ur a schitzophrenic sociopath :haha:

JaxSA
6th April 2006, 04:22 PM
you know me soooo well!!

:laff: :laff: :laff:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 05:20 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: was u in the cell next to me by any chance? the one they had to put a muzzle on n keep chained to the wall? :!: :?:

ruby
6th April 2006, 05:31 PM
good joke sent it to me mate :laff: :laff: :beer:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
6th April 2006, 05:37 PM
Its cool aint it my mate sent it me :lol:

breakfast with ali
6th April 2006, 05:59 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: great joke!

lozbats
7th April 2006, 02:02 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

hillyjo13
7th April 2006, 02:44 PM
:laff:

bluebell
7th April 2006, 08:39 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :

JaxSA
7th April 2006, 10:18 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: was u in the cell next to me by any chance? the one they had to put a muzzle on n keep chained to the wall? :!: :?:

sssh, dont tell everyone. I have an image to maintain lol

:angel:

Taffy aka SuzieQ
7th April 2006, 10:51 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: was u in the cell next to me by any chance? the one they had to put a muzzle on n keep chained to the wall? :!: :?:

sssh, dont tell everyone. I have an image to maintain lol

:angel:
Ok long as you dont tell anyone bout the hand n leg cuffs n leccy treatment our secret :bigwink: