PDA

View Full Version : Fireman Joke


Skirge, The Chef
5th April 2006, 02:02 PM
>>A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
> >>he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little
> >>ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to
> >>a dog and a cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:
> >>
> >>"That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices
> >>the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar
> >>and one to the cat's testicles.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
> >>how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around
> >>the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
> >>
> >>The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
> >>and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren,
> >>would I?'

Rachel~B
5th April 2006, 02:07 PM
:laff: funny...

lozbats
5th April 2006, 02:08 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: Good 'un

Chicago UB Fan
5th April 2006, 02:09 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

mbg
5th April 2006, 08:22 PM
lol!
love
chris :friends:

ausiedeb
6th April 2006, 05:19 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

albadragon
6th April 2006, 06:43 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:

breakfast with ali
6th April 2006, 06:59 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: