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breakfast with ali
20th March 2006, 11:50 PM
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down again. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period", said the little boy.

Well, I can see that", said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about that?"


"Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, my daddy had a heart attack, mummy fainted and the next door neighbour shot himself!"




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San Diego
21st March 2006, 12:36 AM
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21st March 2006, 12:52 AM
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21st March 2006, 01:11 AM
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21st March 2006, 02:12 AM
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21st March 2006, 10:35 AM
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21st March 2006, 02:23 PM
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21st March 2006, 03:33 PM
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21st March 2006, 04:59 PM
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21st March 2006, 05:05 PM
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Reggae Girl
21st March 2006, 09:48 PM
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