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R.M.D
17th March 2006, 06:20 PM
A bus load of Nuns die in a crash and go to heaven,St Peter asks the 1st nun have you ever had contact wiv a penis ? she replied "i once touched 1 wiv my finger "St Peter said ok dip it in holy water then"...He asks the next Nun the same Q and she said "i once fondled one" so he told her to put her hand in the holy water..
Suddenly they heard this big comotion and another Nun pushed her way to the front of the queue to which St Peter said whats the problem wait your turn,to which she replied "if im going to have to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before sister mary dips her arse in it" ..!

Lmao...i think that one deserved a :grin: cos it made me :laff:

Oh i love fridays..Happy weekend peeps....Dave.... :smokin:

janice
17th March 2006, 06:39 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Just Bianca
17th March 2006, 06:43 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

Lord F
17th March 2006, 06:45 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff:


have a great weekend Dave
THFC

Engel
17th March 2006, 06:46 PM
:eek: :laff: :laff: :laff:
My weekend started with a laugh :bigwink:
:friends: :friends:

Nods
17th March 2006, 07:24 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

ruby
17th March 2006, 07:27 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: pmsl :laff: :laff:

JaxSA
17th March 2006, 08:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reggae Girl
17th March 2006, 09:14 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

jamesthomas24
17th March 2006, 09:25 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

gaynorubfan05
18th March 2006, 09:54 AM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

ubs4me
18th March 2006, 12:12 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

sandyub404
18th March 2006, 01:10 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

breakfast with ali
18th March 2006, 01:35 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

champane
18th March 2006, 02:28 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: that's really funny

(but i know some thing that was even funnier pimp )

jokes aside bro glad you got sorted in the end :laff: :laff: :laff:



:love:

One Woman Man
18th March 2006, 08:54 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

R.M.D
18th March 2006, 09:27 PM
:laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: that's really funny

(but i know some thing that was even funnier pimp )

jokes aside bro glad you got sorted in the end :laff: :laff: :laff:



:love:
Ya reckon sad sack....Can laff about it now tho,weren't so funny at the time lol...Btw,i didn't break the weighbridge,my lorry broke down on the weighbridge lmfao..

Nite sad stalker sis xx :smokin: